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Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011
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U of W

University of Wikipedia. A sarcastic way of saying "I didn't spend $10,000+ and 4 years of my life at university, but I still know just as much as you."
I majored in Anthropology and Psychology at U of W.
by UrbanPrick March 2, 2014
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How To Say Justin Bieber

a useless video that is posted on over 3000 definitions on urban dictionary, for some strange reason. People go to the video to dislike it and put comments like "thumbs up if urbandictionary sent you here again"
when i was looking up definitions for "black metal", i was NOT looking for how to say justin bieber
by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011
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urb

when you're too lazy to type in "Urban Dictionary" in google, so you just type in "urb" to get there faster
Let's find out what "shizzle" means. One sec, i'll just google "urb".
by UrbanPrick June 24, 2013
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effort

Something that no one wants to hear about.
Baker: I hope you like this cake, I spent 7 hours in the kitchen preparing it.
Guest (trying to be nice): Yeah it's really good (spits it out)

Student: Please accept my research project, I stayed up all night for a week getting it done!
Professor: No, I wanted APA formatting, not MLA. You get a zero.

Guy: I did nothing these past 3 days cuz I was waiting for your call.
Girl: What's wrong with you?? Get a life!

*- Don't EVER reveal the effort you spent on something! -*
by UrbanPrick April 7, 2010
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schevitz

short for Manischewitz, a type of wine that tastes like grape juice but gets you completely wasted
by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011
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legitness

What they have in Texas, instead of fitness.
Texan #1: i'm gonna drive ma truck to the corner store 'cuz i aint wanna walk a quarter-mile
Texan #2: Legitness!
by UrbanPrick November 24, 2010
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