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Urban pervert's definitions

COMEY

"Hey dude better not comey me".
by Urban pervert November 21, 2016
mugGet the COMEYmug.

broken dick

The end result of having sex with a militant feminist.
Nathan knew how much feminists hate men when Jane msade a few quick twists of her pelvis while he was deep inside her and gave him a broken dick.
by urban pervert June 24, 2003
mugGet the broken dickmug.

stiffy

I plugged her crotch-wound with my stiffy.
by urban pervert April 25, 2003
mugGet the stiffymug.

camel toe

When the woman's pants are so tight you can see how big her pussy is. Something that's worth staring at besides her tits.
by urban pervert October 20, 2006
mugGet the camel toemug.

pop the cherry

To break the hymen, or skin barrier covering a woman's vagina, typically with a pointed object such as the penis.
She bled for hours after he popped the cherry with his needle.
by urban pervert April 21, 2003
mugGet the pop the cherrymug.

dirty bitch

A woman who loves to be fucked in all holes. A bitch who enjoys having sex in every position imaginable, usually with two or more partners.

See whore, slut.
DAMN!!! Your mom really is a dirty bitch. She just invited me over to an all-night gangbang with six other people.
by urban pervert February 26, 2003
mugGet the dirty bitchmug.

bounce

The way a woman's tits jiggle when she moves. :^B
Damn. That babe walking down the street has got to be wearing no bra because she has a really big bounce on every step.
by urban pervert April 29, 2003
mugGet the bouncemug.

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