Urban pervert's definitions

stiffy

An erection.

I plugged her crotch-wound with my stiffy.

by urban pervert April 25, 2003

succubus

A mythical demoness from ancient Scottish legends.
A very attractive female demon who craves sex and must have lots of it because she uses the cum to provide energy for her life-force.

The word "succubus" is derived from the Latin word "succuba", which means prostitute or slut.

She fucked me so good last night, I wonder if she really is a succubus. :^D

by urban pervert February 26, 2003

spanks

What naughty girls give instead of kisses.

by urban pervert March 15, 2003

bumping tacos

An activity that lesbians do which is very fun to watch. Involves two females pressing their labias against each other and rocking back and forth to maximize their pleasure.

It was worth the $150 to watch two hot hookers bumping tacos while sucking my dick.

by urban pervert June 13, 2003

bukake

Japanese for "facial humiliation". When a girl gets cummed on by several guys. A very fun thing to watch especially if she drinks it too.

I love Asian porn because they never cease to amaze with sluts getting bukake.

by urban pervert June 29, 2003

thirsty bitch

A cock whore. A girl who will suck your dick till blood comes out.

The thirsty bitch crammed two cocks in her mouth and swallowed the cum.

by urban pervert March 29, 2003

labia

The lips of the vagina. Frequently these are what create the famous camel toe when they press into a woman's underwear or bikini

At the beach I met a young lady who had the most beautiful labia I have ever seen.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003