Definitions by Ur Mom

Melon Farmer 

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift

Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.

Melon Farmer by Ur MOM November 21, 2003

frigger 

a person with an extreme amount of freckles who trys to act black

1. steve saucer is such a frigger
2.matt folkimore only w/ freckles

frigger by ur mom November 11, 2003

ViTaMiN E 

an unlethal dose of weakness

u cant lift that penny cuz u took vitamin e

ViTaMiN E by ur mom November 6, 2003

trinket 

The worst possible thing anyone can ever be.

You are a trinket= You are a motherless shit eating donkey fucker.

trinket by ur mom September 28, 2003

Jeebus 

Jeebus is a word in place of jesus it works just as well

HOLY ba Jeebus!!!

Jeebus by ur mom September 24, 2003

diertbag 

a girl that things shes so cool by having sex with her boyfriend everyday and gives herself an abortion by sticking a hanger up her pussy to pop the baby.

im sry but jessica kehm is a diertbag. cool dude.

diertbag by ur mom June 20, 2003

sketchie 

too weird to even talk about
1 word= sketchie situation

eww what a sketchball!

sketchie by ur mom May 10, 2003