Definitions by Updated Magic
Extremely Online
The chronically online version of "chronically online."
Basically, the politically correct way of saying that someone spends far too much time online, thus corrupting their brain with insane people with limited knowledge's takes on social issues instead of listening to people with real-world experience and/or education.
Basically, the politically correct way of saying that someone spends far too much time online, thus corrupting their brain with insane people with limited knowledge's takes on social issues instead of listening to people with real-world experience and/or education.
A: "No way that mf just said that it's offensive and non-inclusive to say "y'all" lmaoo, how chronically online do you have to be?"
B: "Errr… ACTUALLY, it's extremely online."
A: "Oh God, they got you, too."
B: "Errr… ACTUALLY, it's extremely online."
A: "Oh God, they got you, too."
Extremely Online by Updated Magic September 3, 2022
Nahomie
A very sweet and beautiful girl. Always fashionable, elegant and well groomed, she is tasteful and sophisticated, with an eye for quality, beauty and harmony in all things. She loves everything about romance, seduction and partnership.
Nahomie by Updated Magic January 7, 2020
Kayorie
Kayories can come off as a bit cold or distant, but that’s just their public persona. Deep-down inside, Kayories just want to be loved.
Kayories typically are very serious. She shies away from crowds, instead preferring the company of people she knows. Once she's in school she'll be studious and unlikely to be distracted by silly games or class clowns. She'll still have fun with people she's close to, but usually only at appropriate times.
While her practical side is going to make it so she knows she’s not making a bad choice, once she chooses, that’s it. She has the ability to quickly make a decision that she’s going to be happy with.
Kayories typically are very serious. She shies away from crowds, instead preferring the company of people she knows. Once she's in school she'll be studious and unlikely to be distracted by silly games or class clowns. She'll still have fun with people she's close to, but usually only at appropriate times.
While her practical side is going to make it so she knows she’s not making a bad choice, once she chooses, that’s it. She has the ability to quickly make a decision that she’s going to be happy with.
"Damn that girl really don't talk to nobody huh?"
"Kayorie? Nah, you just gotta get to know the kid. Once you know 'er, you'll know she's super fun and chill, bro."
"Shoot, if you say so..."
"Kayorie? Nah, you just gotta get to know the kid. Once you know 'er, you'll know she's super fun and chill, bro."
"Shoot, if you say so..."
Kayorie by Updated Magic January 7, 2020
for real with you
Person 1: I'm gonna be for real with you I wanna eat the booty like groceries
Person 2: Bro you know we're only 3 days into December chill out
Person 2: Bro you know we're only 3 days into December chill out
for real with you by Updated Magic December 3, 2018
hoes before hoes
The homosexual version of the phrase hoes before bros. To prioritize your female friends before your relationship with another girl.
Stevia: Gee Christine, I sure love spending time with my new girlfriend Jenny! She is so sweet and strong and caring!
Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??
Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??
hoes before hoes by Updated Magic February 5, 2017
1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale
A scale determining how attractive a female is. One being the worst, ten being the best. Typically utilized in high schools, this causes feminist fury all over the nation.
1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale in action
Girl walks by
Boy: Dayuummmmm dat ass gets a 10, but the face, a 2
Girl blushes
Feminist walks by
Boy: Oooh! Ass: 10, face: 10
Feminist: OMG 1 C4NT B3L13V3 Y0U 1NSULT3D M3 L1K3 TH4T!!11one!11oneone!!1
Boy: I complimented you...
Feminist: OMG G3ND3R R0L3S!1 TH15 15 G01NG 0N MY TUMBLR AND 1NST4GRAM AND ALL MY S0C14L M3D14S S0 1 C4N C4LL Y0U 0UT R4C1ST H0M0PH0B1C L3SB14N H1PST3R1111!!11one1!11one1!!one
Girl walks by
Boy: Dayuummmmm dat ass gets a 10, but the face, a 2
Girl blushes
Feminist walks by
Boy: Oooh! Ass: 10, face: 10
Feminist: OMG 1 C4NT B3L13V3 Y0U 1NSULT3D M3 L1K3 TH4T!!11one!11oneone!!1
Boy: I complimented you...
Feminist: OMG G3ND3R R0L3S!1 TH15 15 G01NG 0N MY TUMBLR AND 1NST4GRAM AND ALL MY S0C14L M3D14S S0 1 C4N C4LL Y0U 0UT R4C1ST H0M0PH0B1C L3SB14N H1PST3R1111!!11one1!11one1!!one
1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale by Updated Magic September 25, 2016
SMP
Callie: I just flushed my phone down the toilet.
Henry: Ooh, that's rough. SMP.
Callie: Thanks, imma need it :(
Henry: Ooh, that's rough. SMP.
Callie: Thanks, imma need it :(
SMP by Updated Magic May 30, 2016