Nahomie

A very sweet and beautiful girl. Always fashionable, elegant and well groomed, she is tasteful and sophisticated, with an eye for quality, beauty and harmony in all things. She loves everything about romance, seduction and partnership.
"Damn, I just know that girl is fine just by how she walks!"
"She's probably a Nahomie then."
by Updated Magic January 07, 2020
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A scale determining how attractive a female is. One being the worst, ten being the best. Typically utilized in high schools, this causes feminist fury all over the nation.
1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale in action
Girl walks by
Boy: Dayuummmmm dat ass gets a 10, but the face, a 2
Girl blushes
Feminist walks by
Boy: Oooh! Ass: 10, face: 10
Feminist: OMG 1 C4NT B3L13V3 Y0U 1NSULT3D M3 L1K3 TH4T!!11one!11oneone!!1
Boy: I complimented you...
Feminist: OMG G3ND3R R0L3S!1 TH15 15 G01NG 0N MY TUMBLR AND 1NST4GRAM AND ALL MY S0C14L M3D14S S0 1 C4N C4LL Y0U 0UT R4C1ST H0M0PH0B1C L3SB14N H1PST3R1111!!11one1!11one1!!one
by Updated Magic September 25, 2016
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Dab

The way dumb attention seekers attempt to spell the dance move, "dabb".
Dumb Attention Seeker: omg like why is a dab still a tr3nd l1ke wtf omg i cant even. tHAt d4nce 1s so dumm.
Me: If you want to complain about a dance move, then at the very least spell it CORRECTLY smh
by Updated Magic May 15, 2016
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Updated Magic

1. Basically an electronic such as a phone, laptop, tablet, etc.

2. Something electronic that you cannot live without.

3. A modern electronic device

4. Social media such as Instagram, (Facebook), Twitter, etc.
Callie: Just dropped my updated magic in the toilet! Damn!
Henry: Ooh, SMP!
by Updated Magic May 30, 2016
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Extremely Online

The chronically online version of "chronically online."
Basically, the politically correct way of saying that someone spends far too much time online, thus corrupting their brain with insane people with limited knowledge's takes on social issues instead of listening to people with real-world experience and/or education.
A: "No way that mf just said that it's offensive and non-inclusive to say "y'all" lmaoo, how chronically online do you have to be?"
B: "Errr… ACTUALLY, it's extremely online."
A: "Oh God, they got you, too."
by Updated Magic September 03, 2022
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hoes before hoes

The homosexual version of the phrase hoes before bros. To prioritize your female friends before your relationship with another girl.
Stevia: Gee Christine, I sure love spending time with my new girlfriend Jenny! She is so sweet and strong and caring!

Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??
by Updated Magic February 05, 2017
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SMP

Callie: I just flushed my phone down the toilet.
Henry: Ooh, that's rough. SMP.
Callie: Thanks, imma need it :(
by Updated Magic May 30, 2016
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