Lauren "Qbert" Boebert's husband exposed himself to underage girls in a bowling alley, which makes her The Flasher's Wife
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2018's Midterm Elections' Blue Tsunami was actually a blue douche where a good portion GOP fuckers were flushed out for a new Democratic congress
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by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018
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Donald "Cletus" Trump used his most-dramatic Performance Deza when he released audio of his agreeing to pay a hooker named Cherysh through his fixer Michael Cohen—which was to distract from Trump-Russia.
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India Ferrah made shit up on Alexis Mateo during 'RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars' Season 5 and tried to serve her best Drag Queen Apology aka Apolo-lie to clean up her tattered reputation. "I need to sincerely apologize for things that were said. If you were offended I'd like to directly apologize for actions taken in the past and it was never my intention to repeat an untrue thing that was mentioned."
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Space Karen Elon Musk is crazy in love with his new Nazi Tank, also known as the Cybertruck, which is a piece of shit on 3 wheels (the fourth fell off). riddled with bugs and deficiencies and ugly as dogshit, Apartheid Clyde's Nazi Tank—when not crashing into parked cars and medians—have accelerators that break and panels literally falling off.
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