on his anti-semitic Shekel Greene tour Eric "I'm gummy dammit" Trump said "Bob Woodward's desperate to earn 3 extra shekels with his book 'Fear'." Twitter immediately sent Eric to his room with no supper.
by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2018
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by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024
Get the Syphilis Hands mug.Donald filled his "administration" with science-denying fuckfaces and is so stupid generally he can't fathom Coronavirus spiraling out of control is his own fault. To cope with bad news Don retreated to his crapper where, while tweeting angrily at Obama, he blew out the toilet with explosive Coronarrhea
by Uncle Joosie March 13, 2020
Get the Coronarrhea mug.Travis noticed a lanky guy walking down the street and used his trusty Size Queen Radar to determine that yes that dude was hung like a rhino.
by Uncle Joosie July 02, 2018
Get the Size Queen Radar mug.The Former Guy (#TFG) got his ass beat by Joe Biden in the 2020 election and oozed back down to Russialago where he's perving on underage girls, playing golf, and fantasizing about stopping an imaginary steal of his fake presidency
by Uncle Joosie April 30, 2021
Get the The Former Guy (#TFG) mug.Carlos was going for a putaway shot at the net when he stumbled and waved at the ball with his racquet, ending up shanking it out. on the changeover, Carlos turned to his partner Lou and said "jesus fucking christ dude I just hit a frypan diane. WTF is wrong with me?"
by Uncle Joosie October 05, 2023
Get the Frypan Diane mug.Glenn Kirschner was on with Stephanie Miller and mentioned all the nonsense coming from mobbed-up Pam Bondi’s senate hearing. Glenn said “the Chuck Grasslighting was out of control.” but none of it matters because republicans lie like rugs every fucking day and everybody yawned.
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