Definitions by Uncle Joosie
Drag Delusion
Coined in Season 15 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, Drag Delusion was Mistress Isabelle Brooks’ shade to Loosey LeDuca. “CDC needs to come up with a vaccine for it because it afflicts too many queens.”
Drag Delusion by Uncle Joosie December 22, 2024
Nazi Spatula
Elmo is super proud of his Samsung Fridge, aka the Nazi Spatula, even though it's so ugly the back-alley dumpster in Paramus didn't want to date one.
Nazi Spatula by Uncle Joosie October 23, 2024
Sane Washing
Coined on Twitter by Aaron Rupar, Sane Washing happens when Casino Mobster Donald Trump speaks his usual nonsensical word salad and then "paper of record" New York Times cleans it up like a dirty vegetable and serves it up to readers as cogent thought.
Sane Washing by Uncle Joosie September 5, 2024
Bored Journalist Syndrome
At a recent White House Press Briefing, journalists whined to Karine Jean-Pierre about not having enough pizazz, bells and whistles to keep their attention and on reporter said "but trump used to come in to talk to us!" those dickbags have Bored Journalist Syndrome and need to take up a fucking hobby if they miss the fascist so much.
Bored Journalist Syndrome by Uncle Joosie July 9, 2024
Polluticrats
In a recent well-heeled klan rally at MobALago, donny trump asked fossil-fuel executives for campaign cash, and the Polluticrats were poised and ready to deliver the cash... probably in plastic bags to a mob fixer.
Polluticrats by Uncle Joosie May 15, 2024
Cruella de Puppykiller
Appearing on CBS News, Cruella de Puppykiller Kristi Noem once again tried to explain away how she murdered puppy Cricket in a gravel pit—then went on to suggest she'd probably shoot Commander, President Biden's dog. Referring to the dog as "it" just completed the picture of her violent pathology. Everyone should keep their furry children away from that psychopath.
Cruella de Puppykiller by Uncle Joosie May 6, 2024
Deplorean
useless, illicit-emerald miner (who inherited everything and has no talent aside from rage-tweeting) created a Nazi Tank aka The Deplorean that cannot withstand fingerprints, loud noises and potholes. the entire fleet of Space Karen's Deploreans were recently recalled due to a dangerous flaw in accelerator design—because Elmo is a doltish fraud.
Deplorean by Uncle Joosie April 19, 2024