Uncle Joosie's definitions

Chaka Con

nickname for noted anti-trans dickbag Chaya Raichik

when stochastic terrorist Chaya Raichik blinks twice her toothless, violent army calls in bomb threats and pollutes school-board meetings. she is Chaka Con, and is probably the dumbest of Elmo Musky's gal pals.

by Uncle Joosie March 4, 2024

did Trevor do it??

what the MAGA cultist squealed as he was booted from Drumpf's klan rally

young, white Dylan was a leader inside Casino Mobster's cult movement when suddenly security frog-marched him out of a Nazi rally. "did Trevor do it??" he could be heard squealing into his phone as he recorded his dramatic exit. "was Trevor the one who squealed?" Dylan left the building and went to Cracker Barrel for lunch with his mother.

by Uncle Joosie January 25, 2024

Whimpering Zipper

When doughy pantload George Santos wears slacks 4-sizes too small

George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper

by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023

DeSanTAX

Charlie Crist meme-shade

"DeSanTAX is the price Floridians pay for Ronald Dion DerpSantis' retaliation against Florida businesses that don't follow his petulant man-child demands"—embellished meme produced by Crist campaign

by Uncle Joosie May 9, 2022

Not You Tulsi

anyone else except Tulsi Gabbard

often referred to on Twitter as #NotYouTulsi, Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard is a Putin fangirl and you can use Not You Tulsi in her mentions when she says something fucking stupid.

by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022

Curvy Couch Tumors

Fox & Friends morning anchors

just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.

by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2019

Covid Eye

Mike Pence's puffy bloodshot sickly eyeballs during VP debate

Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"

by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020