by Uncle Joosie January 14, 2019
useless, illicit-emerald miner (who inherited everything and has no talent aside from rage-tweeting) created a Nazi Tank aka The Deplorean that cannot withstand fingerprints, loud noises and potholes. the entire fleet of Space Karen's Deploreans were recently recalled due to a dangerous flaw in accelerator design—because Elmo is a doltish fraud.
by Uncle Joosie April 19, 2024
Right after Apartheid Clyde ran around CPAC with a chainsaw word got out that the famous spreader of seed had his private-security detail granted special powers (aka "Derployed") by U.S. Marshal Service. which means we now have an unelected dolt upcycling his own bodyguards into a government temporarily run by transnational mob
by Uncle Joosie February 21, 2025
Paul was swiping through Tinder late at night found Bruce, who had tweezed eyebrows and a slim build. when he dropped down to Bruce's Instagram feed he discovered a deeper drag personae and he was forced to swipe right
by Uncle Joosie April 19, 2019
when racist lunatic donald trump steps to the podium against any sane Democrat and takes a crap on himself
Carla was 10 minutes in watching trump and Joe Biden at the debate and wanted to cram shards of glass in her eyes. "this ain't no discussion about policy; it's a fucking Duhbate!" she then poured a glass of Chardonnay and flipped over to Netflix.
by Uncle Joosie September 30, 2020
On Real Housewives of Atlanta Phaedra called Kenya a whore while Phaedra was cheating on Apollo. Cynthia decided her conduct was “Whorepocrisy.”
by Uncle Joosie December 03, 2020
Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.
by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020