early one morning, Timothy took a noticeably low-volume crap, and then flushed and washed his hands. A few minutes later he realized it was an Opera Poop—one that required a second and possibly a third visit to the toilet.
by Uncle Joosie June 27, 2017
Fat Orange Nixon slowly listed off a group of GOP complicit traitors attending a recent meeting and mangled First Lady Mike Pence's name. "Chuck Grassley was there; Joni Ernst and John Thune; and Mike Pounds. Just a whole group of great people."
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
when Kaleigh McEnany gave her final gaslighting session before trump left for MarALago Carol turned to her wife Sue in disgust. "my god, these fuckers," she exclaimed. "Spicer, Huckabee, Grisham and even this dolt Keelie are all Podium Liars and I can't wait for Jen Psaki."
by Uncle Joosie March 31, 2021
The next "Great White Dope" Ron DeathSantis has been killing citizens of the Sunshine State with flagrant-COVID negligence, and Tampa resident Pamela-Jo has HAD it. "My grandma got COVID and passed away because her nursing-home staff refused to get vaxxed. Cause of her death: DeSanticide"
by Uncle Joosie January 15, 2022
when the ladies of Atlanta’s Real Housewives were unpacking LaToya’s relationship with Prophet Lott they called the rumors the holy drip
by Uncle Joosie May 16, 2021
when fucking-mobster fuckface donald trump held a recent fucking klan rally he had acute bout with Denturementia while attacking trans men and women. “they teach the transgender in thscools now. also, Antifa mostly such as” as his hillbilly Red Hats cheered.
by Uncle Joosie October 11, 2022
Jamie was painfully clogged in one ear and decided to take matters in his own hands. He jumped in the shower and sprayed the handheld nozzle in his ear. just then he felt a dislodging and something brown and globby fell to the shower floor. He screamed out to roommate Barry "OH MY GOD THAT'S LIKE SOMETHING FROM WRATH OF KHAN!!" Barry, grossed out, stopped eating his bowl of cereal and shouted back "Wrath of Khwax yes I've had a few of those"
by Uncle Joosie October 03, 2020