Uncle Gary's Potato Farm's definitions

Queef Stroganoff

The act of basically inhaling a vaginal belch while munching on some carpet.

Stoney: does your hoe queef when your pounding her?

Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.

Stoney: We’ve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019

Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.

Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019

PP Longcocking

The name you give someone when their dick is long enough to submerge into the piss water shall they decide to sit down to urinate.

Big Easy: Bro, you ever wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss but would rather sit down than stand because you are so tired?

Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.

Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 9, 2019

The Blue Falcum

The act of shoving a blueberry or 6 up your wiener hole, jacking off and firing a nice hot chunky blue load all over your hoe.

Big Easy: Yo bro, you see the new Avengers trailer with The Blue Falcon?

Tyrant: Nope, but I did shove 14 blueberries in my peepee hole before I banged this chick at the bar last night and pulled out and gave her The Blue Falcum.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 5, 2019

Jizzors

Referring to Scissors, which specific design is to cut objects, jizzors refers to somebody's sperm that is so potent, whether it be from eating to many citric foods, or from certain medicines, or from too much liquor intake, that when it hits the victim, it starts to cut through their flesh. These cumshots are very common in or around the pussy & asshole, the tits, the back, and the eyelids.

Tyrant: You ever notice how that one partner in our firm eats like 8 oranges a day? I wonder if he ever gets jizzors?

Big Easy: Have you seen his wife? She has welds all over her face. It's like he is melting a candle overtop of her.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 26, 2019

Heard it threw the rapevine

When your friend, roommate, sibling, offspring, etc...are so drunk or high, they sound like they are getting raped while they masturbate in the other room.

Tyrant: yo, i just bought you a rape kit on amazon prime. I don’t know how you are feeling, but it’s the least I could do. I’m sorry.

Big Easy: the f you talking about?

Tyrant: I know you got raped last night. I heard it threw the rapevine.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm November 16, 2019

Semen Seagal

This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.

Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.

Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?

Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 22, 2019