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Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.
Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.
Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?
Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!
Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?
Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 18, 2017
Get the Happy Gilmored mug.This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.
Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
Get the Shart Board mug.When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.
T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.
Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.
T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.
Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.
Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.
T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.
Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020
Get the Fire Sextingsquisher mug.The act of seeking revenge on your girl friend, wife, side piece, etc... by secretly placing a jalepeno slice on the tip of your dick like a halo over Jesus and thrusting it into the cunt hole of said bitch. You may choose to pound the vag but would be at great risk of draw back. If you plan to finish, use a condom.
Big Easy: so I caught my wife nailing the ups driver. I guess what brown can do for me is stop boning my wife.
Tyrant: does she know? If not you should give her a Hollapeeño. Use a condom though. I fucked that up last time. Couldn’t walk for 4 days.
Big Easy: the fuck is a condom? I’ll just give it one deep push in pull out and cover her face then piss on her clothes.
Tyrant: you r the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
Tyrant: does she know? If not you should give her a Hollapeeño. Use a condom though. I fucked that up last time. Couldn’t walk for 4 days.
Big Easy: the fuck is a condom? I’ll just give it one deep push in pull out and cover her face then piss on her clothes.
Tyrant: you r the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2019
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Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.
Stoney: We’ve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.
Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.
Stoney: We’ve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019
Get the Queef Stroganoff mug.When your friend, roommate, sibling, offspring, etc...are so drunk or high, they sound like they are getting raped while they masturbate in the other room.
Tyrant: yo, i just bought you a rape kit on amazon prime. I don’t know how you are feeling, but it’s the least I could do. I’m sorry.
Big Easy: the f you talking about?
Tyrant: I know you got raped last night. I heard it threw the rapevine.
Big Easy: the f you talking about?
Tyrant: I know you got raped last night. I heard it threw the rapevine.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm November 16, 2019
Get the Heard it threw the rapevine mug.Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.
Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
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