The coloration on the toilet paper after a woman on her period wipes after just gets done slurping up some hot semen into her cunt hole followed by a steamy shit and piss parade. After she runs said toilet paper from the tip of her clam meat all the way through the clit canal to the shit covered asshole and pulls it out to look at it, it would resemble the East Timor Flag; white yellow red and blackish/brown.
Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 08, 2021
Get the East Timor Flag mug.Referring to the dare devil "Evil Kinevel" that would jump 87 school buses, fall, break 212 bones, recover, then add another bus to clear, this is a term that refers to a cuneiving slut that bangs as many guys as she can and purposely breaks their dicks during the process.
Big Easy: Sup Gaber tooth tiger, the fuck you walking like you took 16 dicks in the shitter?
Tryant: I had the worst sex last night. This Evil Kuntevel whore rode me like a cowboy in Texas than just snapped my dick in 2.
Big Easy: No homo, can I see?
Tryant: I had the worst sex last night. This Evil Kuntevel whore rode me like a cowboy in Texas than just snapped my dick in 2.
Big Easy: No homo, can I see?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 17, 2019
Get the Evil Kuntevel mug.Referring to Scissors, which specific design is to cut objects, jizzors refers to somebody's sperm that is so potent, whether it be from eating to many citric foods, or from certain medicines, or from too much liquor intake, that when it hits the victim, it starts to cut through their flesh. These cumshots are very common in or around the pussy & asshole, the tits, the back, and the eyelids.
Tyrant: You ever notice how that one partner in our firm eats like 8 oranges a day? I wonder if he ever gets jizzors?
Big Easy: Have you seen his wife? She has welds all over her face. It's like he is melting a candle overtop of her.
Big Easy: Have you seen his wife? She has welds all over her face. It's like he is melting a candle overtop of her.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 26, 2019
Get the Jizzors mug.Relating to the term "osmosis" when molecules pass through one cell to another via the call membrane, cosbmosis is the act of passing fecal matter from one person to the other through their dickhole via anal sex.
Big Easy: Yea, so, I, uh, I wouldn't recommend having anal sex if you have not already tried yet.
Tyrantula: Yea why is that?
Big Easy: While I was plugging that hole up, the nachos supreme she had earlier came right out and into my dick filling it up like it was a syringe of diarrhea.
Tyrantula: Didn't you pay attention in bioLOGy? You just went through cosbmosis.
Tyrantula: Yea why is that?
Big Easy: While I was plugging that hole up, the nachos supreme she had earlier came right out and into my dick filling it up like it was a syringe of diarrhea.
Tyrantula: Didn't you pay attention in bioLOGy? You just went through cosbmosis.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 29, 2019
Get the Cosbmosis mug.The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough
T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019
Get the Ice scraping mug.When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.
T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.
Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.
T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.
Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.
Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.
T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.
Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020
Get the Fire Sextingsquisher mug.This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.
Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.
Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?
Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.
Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?
Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 22, 2019
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