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cheesey is like wack in a dramatic, corny way!
goddamn, this lovesong iz so fuckin' cheesey!
cheesey by -juw- June 11, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
Used to discribe people who are overdone. Often refers to wiggers.
Look at that guy, he's so cheesey
i know, he looks like an mchammer wannabe
cheesey by Gorgeous Me February 21, 2005
Like a creampie, but an anal version. The act of inserting one's penis into a woman (or man's) anus, and busting the mother of all nuts inside.
"D: I totally gave Hillary a cheesey last night. It took her half an hour pushing that stuff out."
"Q: Damn fam, that seed must've been planted deep."
"D: Yep. She won't be walking straight for a while."
Cheesey by Sebastian Wolfe March 23, 2017
man called jack maletnime
"heard about the cheesey fella?"
"what the one called jack??"
cheesey by jack valeninte March 28, 2021

Cheesey Salmon Slots 

A rather elaborate yet highly description term for a Gash.

This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.
I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.

Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots
Cheesey Salmon Slots by TonyTVR July 28, 2008

cheesey maggot cock 

a small penis that smells or is covered in cheese
Errr Liam has a cheesey maggot cock

cheesey beast 

someone who is constantly angry about nothing and is made out of cheese. However, despite their appearance, cheesey beasts are known to be huge fans of the ladies and are exeptional dancers.
"Wow, look at stephen, he's such a cheesey beast!"

"I wish I could be that much of a cheesey beast. I'd get all the ladies."
cheesey beast by Wilk Dogg January 14, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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