Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
by Uncle Des July 12, 2009
Wife of Des: "I've finally got my special room sorted out"
Des: "Great. So I've got my man-cave and you're got your woman-hole."
Wife of Des: Silence: stares at Des
Des: "What??!!"
Des: "Great. So I've got my man-cave and you're got your woman-hole."
Wife of Des: Silence: stares at Des
Des: "What??!!"
by Uncle Des December 04, 2010
The aftereffect of either
1/ Super-hot Mexican or Indian food, or
2/ A huge, compacted poop that came out feeling like you were giving birth to a huge sandpaper baby through your butt.
1/ Super-hot Mexican or Indian food, or
2/ A huge, compacted poop that came out feeling like you were giving birth to a huge sandpaper baby through your butt.
Guy1: "You are walking funny: what happened?"
Guy2: "Feeling canarsie after that vindaloo last night..."
Guy2: "Feeling canarsie after that vindaloo last night..."
by Uncle Des July 26, 2009
Descriptive of a somewhat scary chick, similar to the one who does the Progressive commercials. Kind-of cute; kind-of nuts; kind-of hot; kind-of totally mental. Probably goes like a train, but one that will run you over.
Derivation obscure - possibly a concatenation of "Frightening" and "Kinky"(?)
Derivation obscure - possibly a concatenation of "Frightening" and "Kinky"(?)
Guy 1:"Would you do that chick from the Progressive commercial?"
Guy2: "Mmmmm. Possibly. She's kinda frinky, though..."
Guy2: "Mmmmm. Possibly. She's kinda frinky, though..."
by Uncle Des October 23, 2009
Derogatory term for a Bluetooth earpiece worn by anyone over 40 years old in the sad belief that it makes them look cool. Seen from the opposite side, it makes them look like an old person suffering from semile dementia and talking to themselves.
Middle-aged woman apparently talking to herself in park.
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."
by Uncle Des August 21, 2009
Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.
by Uncle Des August 10, 2010
Basically what a booth babe turns into while you're at other tradeshows. Much in evidence due to the poor economy.
She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.
She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.
Salesguy: "Hey, meet Janneene. She's our Director of Marcom Integration."
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"
by Uncle Des July 18, 2009