Unchangeable Bird's definitions

enslapment

when you are coerced into slapping someone who insisted they like it only to be accused of having malicious intent

My girl begged me to slap her during sex and then told her dad and he's trying to kill me, another case of enslapment

by Unchangeable Bird March 1, 2023

clitanus

a clitanus is the most sensitive part of the anus. It looks like a big bead on the top of the butt lips and is an erogenous zone.

You need for to rub the clitanus if you want to get it in there!

by Unchangeable Bird August 3, 2017

jack shack

a secluded cabin or lean-to in the woods for pulling oneself in

The Unabomber spent much of his time in his wooded jack shack hideaway.

by Unchangeable Bird January 25, 2020

Garfields

Garfields- those panties that only cover the top half of the butt leaving the appearance of Garfields eyes.

Love when women wear those Garfields

by Unchangeable Bird August 27, 2024

Penis ravioli

n. - another term for condoms

My friend Kevin loves condoms, I opened his cabinet and it was full of boxes of penis ravioli.

by Unchangeable Bird January 27, 2021

cuckpit

noun- the chair in a hotel room facing the bed.

The cuckpit is a great place to watch your wife having sex with someone else.

by Unchangeable Bird January 3, 2020

lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.

Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!

by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018