Definitions by Unchangeable Bird

Garfields 

Garfields- those panties that only cover the top half of the butt leaving the appearance of Garfields eyes.

Love when women wear those Garfields

Garfields by Unchangeable Bird August 27, 2024

enslapment 

when you are coerced into slapping someone who insisted they like it only to be accused of having malicious intent

My girl begged me to slap her during sex and then told her dad and he's trying to kill me, another case of enslapment

enslapment by Unchangeable Bird March 1, 2023

Little Caesars 

The short, straight-across bangs that most barbers want to give you.

Went to a new barber and they gave me the Little Caesars even though I said I didn't want short bangs.

Little Caesars by Unchangeable Bird October 1, 2021

Penis ravioli 

n. - another term for condoms

My friend Kevin loves condoms, I opened his cabinet and it was full of boxes of penis ravioli.

Penis ravioli by Unchangeable Bird January 27, 2021

jack shack 

a secluded cabin or lean-to in the woods for pulling oneself in

The Unabomber spent much of his time in his wooded jack shack hideaway.

jack shack by Unchangeable Bird January 25, 2020

cuckpit 

noun- the chair in a hotel room facing the bed.

The cuckpit is a great place to watch your wife having sex with someone else.

cuckpit by Unchangeable Bird January 3, 2020

lumber jake 

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.

Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!

lumber jake by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018