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Car Insurance

Paying tax for your car
I just crashed my car, oh well good job I paid my car insurance when I wasn't skint because I wouldn't be able to pay for the damages now
by UltimateDoge November 11, 2022
mugGet the Car Insurancemug.

Downvote

When Urban Dictionary makes an attempt at humour by putting more fake downvotes to make it seem as though there are more downvotes for the definition of this word than upvotes.
Don't dislike my downvote definition please Urban Dictionary! I'll give you $1,000,000
by UltimateDoge August 25, 2021
mugGet the Downvotemug.

Tory Party

Dope smoking yuppies who are increasing the gas and electric bills by 25% every 3 months, then the working class struggle to pay other bills such as their rent and taxes.
The Tory Party are greedy gits nicking all our fucking money for their own personal gain. Typical conservatives.
by UltimateDoge September 5, 2022
mugGet the Tory Partymug.

Sex

Sex is a sensation
Caused by a temptation
Where a guy sticks his location
Up the girl's location
To increase the population
Of the next generation
Did you get my demonstration?
Or do you need an explanation? 😏
Did you know having sex makes you feel as happy as winning £1000,000?
by UltimateDoge February 24, 2021
mugGet the Sexmug.

Vaxhole

Someone who got vaccinated in their asshole, dickhole/vaginahole
I got vaccinated in my asshole and my dickhole and it stings. I guess that makes me a vaxhole.
by UltimateDoge April 25, 2021
mugGet the Vaxholemug.

Fake friend

Every friend I've ever had I'm the 18 years I've lived until I met new people in college who I can be myself around
I've finally got real friends and ditched the fake friends
by UltimateDoge November 8, 2022
mugGet the Fake friendmug.

W.A.S.P.

by UltimateDoge April 21, 2024
mugGet the W.A.S.P.mug.

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