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Monkey

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024
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Celine Dion

That's what you call a singer, not teenie bopper "singers" like Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus. Sure their songs are catchy, but they're not "singers". Celine Dion though, she puts all her emotion and soul in her songs. Hell, I even like her French songs and I don't even speak a word of French.
Goodbye's (The Saddest Word) is my favourite song by Celine Dion
by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024
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Goodbye's (The Saddest Word)

A song by Celine Dion which means alot to me because I don't know what I would do without my mum. She's helped me get where I am today and she's the only one I have left. If I lose her, I have nobody.
Goodbye's (The Saddest Word) is my favourite Celine Dion song and also one of my favourite songs of all time
by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024
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Zoophilia

Having a sexual fetish for anthropomorphic animals is zoophilia.
by UltimateDoge June 20, 2021
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Fallacy Nazi

Left Wing Pseudo Intellectuals who falsely accuse the opponent of commiting logical fallacies instead of engaging with the issue. You will find them on Twitter, Reddit, YouTube, Facebook and quora most of the time.
Person 1: Asian people experience racism too, not just black.

Person 2 (Cuck): Nice whataboutism.

Person 1: Aight, fallacy nazi, is that the way it's going to be?
by UltimateDoge June 22, 2021
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Columbus

The show and tell for Columbus is Genocide.
Person 1: Did you know Christopher Columbus discovered America, what an amazing guy!
Person 2: Yes, ineed he discovered America. He is also a genocidal piece of shit who brutally attacked many native inhabitants from the west indies, fed them to dogs and alligators if they went against his wishes and of course he is the same "amazing guy" who started to cheat native americans out of their own land and stole their identity.
Person 1: Wow, he's not such a great guy after all.
by UltimateDoge June 23, 2021
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Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021
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