UltimateDoge's definitions

My Chemical Romance

One of the most successful Emo Bands of all time and have released masterpieces such as Welcome To The Black Parade, Teemagers Disenchanted, Mama, Helena, Dead! and released a new single last year called Foundations Of Decay.

I listen to My Chemical Romance on the bus to college

by UltimateDoge March 15, 2023

Angra

Best Power Metal band ever. Brazilian too!

Rebirth and Angels Cry are the best Angra albums

by UltimateDoge March 17, 2023

Three Days Grace

A pretty fucking decent rock band with meaningful words in their songs. Usually criticized by innocent pop fans who have no idea what they're talking about.

Most of the songs in One X by Three Days Grace cuts me deep, but I know it is the story of my life. I sound like an emo right now, but trust me I'm really not, I just admire their tremendous work.

by UltimateDoge March 17, 2023

Valley Of The Damned

1. A song with such a beautiful guitar solo at the end of the song 😍

2. The best fuckin DragonForce album!

Valley Of The Damned rules!

by UltimateDoge March 19, 2023

Glaikit

Scots term referring to a stupid or inept person

Nicola Sturgeon is is glaikit, I'm so glad she resigned

by UltimateDoge March 20, 2023

Guttural Slug

A Metal Band which it's music resembles the sound of my asshole after having a bad curry.

Person 1: Are you taking a dump in there?
Person 2: No, I'm having a shower and listening to Guttural Slug
Person 1: Ok......

by UltimateDoge March 20, 2023

Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy

A Devastating X-linked illness (mostly affects boys) caused by a mutation in the DMD gene which produces a protein called Dystrophin which maintains a strong and healthy muscle and prevents muscle injuries. Due to those with Duchenne not being able to produce Dystrophin, their muscles weaken overtime and their heart muscle with become so weak that their heart will just give out. Symptoms become apparent when the child is a baby as they will exhibit signs of delayed motor skills such as crawling later than other boys or walking later than other boys. When they do begin to walk, their gait will be abnormal and will tip-toe rather than put their heels to the ground when walking. As they get older, they will need a wheelchair because their legs will become so weak that they can no longer walk, this normally happens at the age of 12. Due to improvements in treatment for Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy in recent years, more people are living beyond 20 which was a rare occurrence 20 years ago, now the average age of death is 27.

It is so Devastating to see a loved one fade away as a result of Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy

by UltimateDoge March 26, 2023