UltimateDoge's definitions

Russian

The accent that will help one become a fugitive of getting their ass kicked.

Gang: Oi, what's up loser

Russian: Zo yo hav chozon death? *speaks in Russian accent*

Gang: Slowly walks away

Russian: Zat's vat I thot

by UltimateDoge July 20, 2021

Sum 41

A pretty decent band who have been wrongly accused of being EMO or punk when Sum 41 have never claimed to have composed either of the sub-genres of alternative rock.

Sum 41 is a pretty good band, screw you losers who call them "posers".

by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022

Super Gay

A man who isn't attracted to trans men or a woman who isn't attracted to trans women.

I'm Rodney and I'm only attracted to cisgender men, therefore I'm Super Gay!

by UltimateDoge January 5, 2022

Type 2 diabetes

Type 2 diabetes is the most common form of diabetes accounting for 90% of diabetics where you still produce insulin, but the body can't use it properly and is the type of diabetes which you can cause yourself by eating too much fatty foods, calories and being overweight. SUGAR DOESN'T CAUSE DIABETES! No amount of sugar itself can cause diabetes, but if you are prone to gaining body fat easily, then the calories in the sugar can make someone gain weight. 90% of type 2 diabetics are overweight or obese and for some reason I don't know, type 2 diabetes is more common in South East Asians, Hispanics, Latinos, African Americans and Asian Americans than in Caucasians. In fact ethnic minorities are at risk of type 2 diabetes after the age of 25, whereas for Caucasians the risk for type 2 diabetes increases after the age of 40. You may also be at risk of type 2 diabetes if you have a family member with the disease, have high blood pressure, high cholestrol, delivered a baby heavier than 9lbs and lead a sedentary lifestyle. The good news is that type 2 diabetes can be reversible and can be put into 'remission' if you lead a healthy lifestyle such as losing weight, quitting smoking, maintaining a healthy diet and participating in physical excercise.

Type 2 diabetes can be a debilitating disease, but you can save your ass before it is too late.

by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021

Hispanic

Not a race! Hispanics are individuals or migrants of spanish speaking countries or people who were raised among spanish cultures. You may refer to hispanic as people from Mexico, Columbia or Puerto Rico. I see why people get confused as many Mexicans have brown skin, but the only reason is because many Mexicans are mixed with Native American and Spanish which is the result of colonialism in the Americans over 400 years ago, so obviously interracial couples (Native American and Iberian) had children which causes Hispanics to have such a distinctive genetic makeup. However, Hispanics can be of be of any race. They can be Asian, black, white, Native and Arab.

Hispanics are not a race; they're an ethnicity! (Except in American government logic).

by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021

MIKA

A British-Lebanese singer best known for his singles, Grace Kelly, Lollipop, We Are Golden and Popular Song ft Ariana Grande. He is extremely talented and can reach high notes, but then homophobic idiots say that's down to him being gay and funnily enough, it is only the homophobes who criticize him while the rest of us enjoy him and they miss out due to their destructive biases. Hell, MIKA even pitched his voice to sound like Freddie Mercury In Grace Kelly as he "tried a littpe Freddie".

I swear MIKA is Freddie Mercury's long lost son and also, did you know MIKA is multilingual as can communicate in English, Arabic, French, Spanish, and Italian.

by UltimateDoge October 25, 2022

Octave Chord

Like a power chord, except you're missing out a string. They give a fuller sound than a power chord. They're commonly used by bands such as Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Falling In Reverse and Avenged Sevenfold

Octave Chords are the best chords.

by UltimateDoge January 2, 2025