UltimateDoge's definitions

Callum's Corner

A manchild who is in denial that his head has a distinctive shape of a tic tac. He names and shames those in his videos that point out his head is shaped like a tic tac. He thinks he's hard because he is 6'5 and can crush peanut M&Ms and thinks it makes him strong.

Callum's corner has a tic tac head.

by UltimateDoge June 6, 2021

Abortion

Abortion is legal murder to babies who could've potentially been successful in life. Essentially it's wasting a human life for one's own selfish reasons. You never know, some of those babies who have been killed inside the womb could've been the hero who found a cure for cancer.

Abortion is wrong.

by UltimateDoge June 7, 2021

Twitter

An app full of paranoid, angry or attention seeking wannabe college dropouts who find racism in everything and if they encounter something satirical which takes the piss of another race or identity or wasn't even intended to mock another race or identity, they think by mincing the words of a movie character or a celebrity that they can cancel the movie by slandering the celebrity by putting far left radical conspiracy theories on their twitter page to ruin the individual's reputation and thereby labelling them as a 'racist'.

Scene from Pixar Cars (2006)

Luigi- BLACK Wall tires, they blend into the pavement, but this.... WHITE Wall TIRES! They say look at me, here I am, love me!

Twitter user: OMG Luigi is racist to black Wall tyres! Illuminati confirmed! I better slander Pixar to the point that they go bankrupt!

by UltimateDoge June 7, 2021

False

A statement confirmed to be untrue.

The theory that the earth is flat is a false statement.

by UltimateDoge June 11, 2021

White people

Unlike what most shitheads on this site say. White people are individuals of European descent with lighter skin. Nothing more, nothing less. White people have been hated on for many years for something that no white people have participated in today such as colonialism in Africa and in the Americas, cheating Native Americans out of their own land, spreading smallpox and killing 90% of their population as they hadn't built immunity to the virus. Initially, Native Americans were going to be the slaves of Europeans, but because too many of them were dead, Europeans resorted to shipping West Africans to their colonies, so that they could produce, sugar, rice, alcohol and pick up cotton etc. Despite the sinister history of Europeans, this does not mean it is OK to bash Europeans. It's like bashing Arabs for the minority of terrorists and bashing Germans for the holocaust. Ironically, some Minorities complain about being oppressed, when they literally say racist shit to white people. Essentially those people should know better and should grow up and stop being ungrateful little shits as white people are doing the best they can to help fix race relations. Take BLM for example! Most who participate in the protests are white, it obviously exemplifies that most white people have a good heart and have no hate whatsoever in them.

White people are individuals with less melanin, that's all. Stop with the racist definitions.

by UltimateDoge June 13, 2021

Christopher Columbus

Contrary to what the shoddy school curriculum tells you, Christopher Columbus was actually a genocidal piece of shit. Yes it's true that he discovered America, but he brutally attacked native inhabitants of the west indies if they went against his wishes during the slavery era. Some examples of the bad things he did is cannibalising, feed babies to dogs and alligators and of course cheating Native Americans and Africans out of their own land (Colonialism). In short, he was another barbarous and pernicious murderer complicit in a great amount of sanguinary who got his colonists to buy slaves to do basically everything for him and his own territory. Basically in the same way Hitler manipulated the Nazis into murder 6 million Jews.

School: Christopher Columbus was a patriotic explorer who discovered America.

5th Graders: WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING GUY!

Reality: A bloodthirsty cold-hearted killer. Little do the Native American and African children in elementary school know that Christopher Columbus colonised lands and enslaved people of their ethnicity.

by UltimateDoge June 14, 2021

Tic tac

1. Euphemism for a small penis
2. One of those sweets which looks like drugs.
3. Callum's Corner's head.
4. "Tic Tac" toe is another name for noughts and crosses.

1. Jack has a tic tac dick
2. I got high on tic tac drugs
3. Callum's corner has a tic tac head
4. Let's play "tic tac" toe.

by UltimateDoge June 15, 2021