Freedom of speech

Something YouTube doesn't believe in as they delete comments which go against their communist, marxist and SJW agenda.

I just dissed Communist China and my comment got deleted after 18 seconds of posting. So much for freedom of speech. 🙄

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021

Ghoster

When you wipe your asshole after taking a shit and there's nothing.

Everytime I wipe my ass and it's a ghoster, it feels like I've done something right

by UltimateDoge January 16, 2025

I Am One

The best song by The Smashing Pumpkins and also the best song ever.

See you, don't you want to? See you, I am one

by UltimateDoge October 12, 2022

Fart

Stanky gas you pass from your ass or if you're a woman, it can come out of the vagina.

Eggy farts

by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022

Your Face

My answer to everything

Bully: You're stupid
Me: Your face is stupid
Bully: You're not worth my time
Me: Your face is not worth my time
Bully: That makes no sense whatsoever
Me: Your face makes no sense whatsoever
Bully: Shuts up*

by UltimateDoge November 05, 2022

Cyclops

Mike Wazowski

Mike Wazowski is a small and green cyclops who looks like a football.

by UltimateDoge April 28, 2021

Columbus

The show and tell for Columbus is Genocide.

Person 1: Did you know Christopher Columbus discovered America, what an amazing guy!
Person 2: Yes, ineed he discovered America. He is also a genocidal piece of shit who brutally attacked many native inhabitants from the west indies, fed them to dogs and alligators if they went against his wishes and of course he is the same "amazing guy" who started to cheat native americans out of their own land and stole their identity.
Person 1: Wow, he's not such a great guy after all.

by UltimateDoge June 23, 2021