Bullshit

A bull 🐂 that had a shit💩
This large mass too a big steamin bullshit.
by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021
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Wikipedia

Student: Miss, I've finished my portfolio
Teacher: Where did you get your sources to gather all this information?
Student: Wikipedia
Teacher: Stamps an F-
Student: Oh man! 😞
by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021
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Cat piano

Jeffy* plays the cat piano* MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

Mario: JEFFY STOP IT!

Jeffy: MEOW

Mario: THAT'S IT JEFFY YOU'RE GROUNDED!
by UltimateDoge April 24, 2021
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Skatepark

The purpose is to ride Skateboard, BMX or Scooters, but usually they're used as a dope smoking hut or a wrestling ring.
Jon: Wanna go to the dope smoking hut?
Jay: The what?
Jon: The Skatepark
Jay: Ah yeah, I get you now. Of course I will!
Jon: Fantastic, I'll meet you at 6pm at rhe skatepark
Jay: Sounds like a plan
by UltimateDoge October 18, 2022
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Loud and Proud

The worst way to do a GTA heist.
*stealthily walks through the casino building and accidently clicks RT causing the video game character to shoot*

"Oh shit boys, It looks like we will have to do this loud and proud which may result in us all failing the heist.
by UltimateDoge July 16, 2021
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Kiddy Fiddler

"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.
by UltimateDoge January 11, 2021
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70kg

My current body weight as of Friday 27th May 2022.
I am 5'9" and 70kg
by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022
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