Definitions by UltimateDoge
Zoophilia
Zoophilia by UltimateDoge June 20, 2021
PP by UltimateDoge June 17, 2021
Tic tac
1. Euphemism for a small penis
2. One of those sweets which looks like drugs.
3. Callum's Corner's head.
4. "Tic Tac" toe is another name for noughts and crosses.
2. One of those sweets which looks like drugs.
3. Callum's Corner's head.
4. "Tic Tac" toe is another name for noughts and crosses.
1. Jack has a tic tac dick
2. I got high on tic tac drugs
3. Callum's corner has a tic tac head
4. Let's play "tic tac" toe.
2. I got high on tic tac drugs
3. Callum's corner has a tic tac head
4. Let's play "tic tac" toe.
Tic tac by UltimateDoge June 15, 2021
Christopher Columbus
Contrary to what the shoddy school curriculum tells you, Christopher Columbus was actually a genocidal piece of shit. Yes it's true that he discovered America, but he brutally attacked native inhabitants of the west indies if they went against his wishes during the slavery era. Some examples of the bad things he did is cannibalising, feed babies to dogs and alligators and of course cheating Native Americans and Africans out of their own land (Colonialism). In short, he was another barbarous and pernicious murderer complicit in a great amount of sanguinary who got his colonists to buy slaves to do basically everything for him and his own territory. Basically in the same way Hitler manipulated the Nazis into murder 6 million Jews.
School: Christopher Columbus was a patriotic explorer who discovered America.
5th Graders: WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING GUY!
Reality: A bloodthirsty cold-hearted killer. Little do the Native American and African children in elementary school know that Christopher Columbus colonised lands and enslaved people of their ethnicity.
5th Graders: WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING GUY!
Reality: A bloodthirsty cold-hearted killer. Little do the Native American and African children in elementary school know that Christopher Columbus colonised lands and enslaved people of their ethnicity.
Christopher Columbus by UltimateDoge June 14, 2021
White people
Unlike what most shitheads on this site say. White people are individuals of European descent with lighter skin. Nothing more, nothing less. White people have been hated on for many years for something that no white people have participated in today such as colonialism in Africa and in the Americas, cheating Native Americans out of their own land, spreading smallpox and killing 90% of their population as they hadn't built immunity to the virus. Initially, Native Americans were going to be the slaves of Europeans, but because too many of them were dead, Europeans resorted to shipping West Africans to their colonies, so that they could produce, sugar, rice, alcohol and pick up cotton etc. Despite the sinister history of Europeans, this does not mean it is OK to bash Europeans. It's like bashing Arabs for the minority of terrorists and bashing Germans for the holocaust. Ironically, some Minorities complain about being oppressed, when they literally say racist shit to white people. Essentially those people should know better and should grow up and stop being ungrateful little shits as white people are doing the best they can to help fix race relations. Take BLM for example! Most who participate in the protests are white, it obviously exemplifies that most white people have a good heart and have no hate whatsoever in them.
White people by UltimateDoge June 13, 2021
False
False by UltimateDoge June 11, 2021
An app full of paranoid, angry or attention seeking wannabe college dropouts who find racism in everything and if they encounter something satirical which takes the piss of another race or identity or wasn't even intended to mock another race or identity, they think by mincing the words of a movie character or a celebrity that they can cancel the movie by slandering the celebrity by putting far left radical conspiracy theories on their twitter page to ruin the individual's reputation and thereby labelling them as a 'racist'.
Scene from Pixar Cars (2006)
Luigi- BLACK Wall tires, they blend into the pavement, but this.... WHITE Wall TIRES! They say look at me, here I am, love me!
Twitter user: OMG Luigi is racist to black Wall tyres! Illuminati confirmed! I better slander Pixar to the point that they go bankrupt!
Luigi- BLACK Wall tires, they blend into the pavement, but this.... WHITE Wall TIRES! They say look at me, here I am, love me!
Twitter user: OMG Luigi is racist to black Wall tyres! Illuminati confirmed! I better slander Pixar to the point that they go bankrupt!
Twitter by UltimateDoge June 7, 2021