Definitions by UltimateDoge

Fireman sam 

The hero next door.

Fireman sam you should not ignore. Sam is the hero next door.

Fireman sam by UltimateDoge July 13, 2021

Weeaboo 

See- Furry
Also see- Kpop stan

Furries and Kpop stans have a propensity to emulate Japanese culture. What a bunch of weeaboos they are.

Weeaboo by UltimateDoge July 13, 2021

A 

The grade that Asian parents expect their children to obtain or else there will be consequences.

Hao: I got a B in Math
Parents: Why didn't you get an A?! *spanks him continuously*

A by UltimateDoge July 13, 2021

Democracy 

Democracy is a form of government where people have the opportunity to participate in politics at all levels e.g voting for their own government. They will choose a government who will make decisions on their behalf and rely on the president and representatives to create decisions in their best interests. Presidential elections (USA) take place every 4 years and General election (UK) takes place every 5 years. The next presidential/General election is taking place in 2024 for both countries.

Democracy Is an effective form of government which provides fairness as the public have the right to have a say in who should run the country next.

Democracy by UltimateDoge July 11, 2021

Black people can't be racist 

A cowardly defective tactic a black racist uses to justify their own racism towards other ethnic groups.

"bLaCk PeOpLe CaN't Be RaCiSt"

Black people can't be racist by UltimateDoge July 11, 2021

Wikipedia 

A source as reliable as the urban dictionary.

Student: Miss, I've finished my portfolio
Teacher: Where did you get your sources to gather all this information?
Student: Wikipedia
Teacher: Stamps an F-
Student: Oh man! 😞

Wikipedia by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021

Coronavirus 

This coronavirus is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's very dangerous the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at B&Q. It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at M&S but not at Tesco. It is non-alcoholic. It can't spread when you are buying beer. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but It can't survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of costa is safe. It is the most curious thing, how it lives on footballs, ballet bars, even loo seats but dies on WWE ropes. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers. It's so smart. It won’t bother the first 10 people but it knows when the 11th person shows up so be careful if that’s you. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away. It won't affect you in a taxi, but your not allowed to take people in your car. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations. Whoever heard of such a smart sneaky virus? 🤔

Coronavirus is cunning like a fox and comes our at night when the pubs close.

Coronavirus by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021