Definitions by UltimateDoge

My Immortal 

3rd best power ballad behind November Rain and Fade to Black

My Immortal is one of the best power ballads of all time.

My Immortal by UltimateDoge January 6, 2023

Slayer 

Real thrash metal with fast and complex guitar riffs which amateurs will kill their fingers and wrists trying to play.

Slayer is the best thrash metal band to exist, prove me wrong.

Slayer by UltimateDoge January 5, 2023

Soundgarden 

The nickelback of grunge

I listened to Soundgarden then I felt ear pain a week later, went to the doctors and they found a tumour inside my ear

Soundgarden by UltimateDoge January 5, 2023

Pearl Jam 

The only big 4 grunge band who's lead vocalist isn't dead.

Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam is immortal and not to mention he's a fantastic vocalist.

Pearl Jam by UltimateDoge January 5, 2023

Kurt Cobain

The man who forgot to tune his guitar for unplugged

Nirvana fangirl: Oooo Kurt Cobain is so hawt and he's the best guitar player 🥵

The Wise Alice In Chains fan: Even though he forgot to tune his guitar for unplugged lol

Nirvana fangirl: 😐😐😐😐😐🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Kurt Cobain by UltimateDoge January 5, 2023

Lars Ulrich 

Good drummer and is funny asf. He always does something weird and zany simply fir the purpose of having a laugh.

Fuck all you Lars Ulrich haters, he's awesome!

Lars Ulrich by UltimateDoge January 5, 2023

Eddie Van Halen

Best. Guitarist. Ever.

Eruption by Eddie Van Halen is the sexiest guitar solo

Eddie Van Halen by UltimateDoge January 2, 2023