Myffic

Adjective. Of fiction and narrative, a story / character / etc with pretensions towards being epic, mythical and majestic but which falls short, usually ending up being pretentious, cluttered, noisy and / or bombastic instead.

Corruption of the adjective 'mythic', based on how it might be pronounced in certain accents and regional dialects (esp. South / Estuary regions of London).

Last night's episode of Doctor Who was trying so hard to be epic, but it just ended up being myffic instead.

by Ucrylic June 12, 2010

muffication

Death (asphyxiation) by cunnilingus. Past tense: mufficated

Cause of death: muffication
The 23-tear-old male was found mufficated in his bedroom.

by Levee July 24, 2003

Mufficated

When you go down on a girl who is unshaven and you cannot breath due to pubic hairs up your nose.

Her bush need to be trimmed. While I was going down town the bitch almost mufficated me!

by Dill-pickle February 25, 2009

moffice

A man office. An office or workspace, usually located in the home, designed by and for a man. The moffice includes features and amenities that support a man's lifestyle - such as posters on the wall, big screen TV, comfortable seating, and even a kegerator. It's where a man goes to work.

Similar: Mancave in a more business-like setting.

-Dude, are you going to be working later?

-Yeah, I'm working out of my moffice today. Come by for a beer since I'm about to send in my report.

by wland July 12, 2011

Mufficate

To suffocate someone/something with female genitalier by covereing the nose and mouth.

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used as an insult :
'watch it mate or ill mufficate you!'

perverts dream (davo):
'I wanna die by muffication'

a put down :
'Your not worthy of me, only of being mufficated'

by ShotgunDave July 15, 2007

Muffication

To be suffocated by breast

I almost suffered from muffication by my girlfriend

by Pubic-alien July 16, 2018

mufficure

To have your muff tamed by a professional such as one who would would have a pedicure or manicure. There are various ways of taming the muff - professional shave, wax, tweeze, colour job - the professional creates a unique style for each individual muff.

Today I went to the esthetician for a mufficure.

by Kendall Farrell December 7, 2006