Mean Tweets

A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.

"Gas prices are above four dollars in every state, but there's no mean tweets!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 07, 2022

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The Lost Levels

The REAL Super Mario Bros. 2 that we never got for two reasons:

1. It was too similar to the original.

2. It was Kaizo Mario before Kaizo Mario was cool.

For these two reasons, the folks down west said no, and stole one of Japan's games and made it into the SMB 2 that we all remember.

Despite its infamous reputation, The Lost Levels is actually not a bad game -- but it is very frustrating. The last two levels of the original game will probably take you several hours, and world C-4 is damn near impossible without cheats.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 02, 2021

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JFC

Jesus Fucking Christ - An exclamation of peak exasperation.

Has absolutely nothing to do with a man who (supposedly) rose from the dead having sexual intercourse with himself.

Remember when Urban Dictionary wasn't a left wing echo chamber that was also littered with immature 12-year-olds writing idiotic sexual definitions that make zero sense?
JFC, how this site has fallen

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 08, 2022

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Cut Up

Extremely sad or distressed.

John has been really cut up since his son died.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 17, 2021

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Nuggers

A horrible misspelling of the word "Nuggets."

Vanoss: "Nuggers"
Panda: "WOW, EVAN! WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Vanoss: "The 'r' is next to the 't'!"

(The "I" is also next to the "U", but don't tell him that)

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 09, 2022

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