If cannabis was as deadly as the media wants you to believe, Willie Nelson wouldn't have lived to half the age he is now.
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So what is it? Well, it's basically Among Us with guns. The players spawn in the map and have 30 seconds to prepare. Then, their role is revealed to them, and they must carry out their goals as that role in order to win. There are four roles: Innocent, Detective, Traitor, and Jester.
Innocents are...just that. They're part of a group that has some untrustworthy member(s) who are trying to kill them. Their goal is to kill them before they all die.
Detectives are like innocents, only with fancy gadgets they can use to figure out who the traitors are more easily, or to help innocents survive. Just like the innocents, the detective must be killed for the traitors to win.
Traitors/Terrorists are the untrustworthy people of the bunch. They gave only one goal: To kill everyone else. Like the detective, they have fancy gadgets. Unlike the detective, these "Gadgets" are things that a real-life terrorist would use.
The Jester is a player who must intentionally act suspicious in order to get killed by the other players; this role only exists to discourage "Random Death Matching", or RDM.
It sounds simple, but there's a catch: There is no way to discern players' roles by looking (except for the detective, who wears a hat). This game can and will make you paranoid as hell after a few rounds, and it WILL give you trust issues. You have been warned.
So what is it? Well, it's basically Among Us with guns. The players spawn in the map and have 30 seconds to prepare. Then, their role is revealed to them, and they must carry out their goals as that role in order to win. There are four roles: Innocent, Detective, Traitor, and Jester.
Innocents are...just that. They're part of a group that has some untrustworthy member(s) who are trying to kill them. Their goal is to kill them before they all die.
Detectives are like innocents, only with fancy gadgets they can use to figure out who the traitors are more easily, or to help innocents survive. Just like the innocents, the detective must be killed for the traitors to win.
Traitors/Terrorists are the untrustworthy people of the bunch. They gave only one goal: To kill everyone else. Like the detective, they have fancy gadgets. Unlike the detective, these "Gadgets" are things that a real-life terrorist would use.
The Jester is a player who must intentionally act suspicious in order to get killed by the other players; this role only exists to discourage "Random Death Matching", or RDM.
It sounds simple, but there's a catch: There is no way to discern players' roles by looking (except for the detective, who wears a hat). This game can and will make you paranoid as hell after a few rounds, and it WILL give you trust issues. You have been warned.
Traitor Town is quite popular, and is actually quite well-made compared to other GMOD gamemodes, like Prop Hunt.
For example, one of the most annoying things people can do is "Random Death Matching," or killing players randomly, thus ruining the point of the game. To fix this, there is not only the aforementioned Jester, but also a "Karma" meter. Karma is a measure of how you behave in the game. Randomly killing other players when you're not a traitor will result in your karma going down. The lower your karma is, the less damage you do to other players. (For example, if you have 769 karma, all of your attacks will only deal 76% damage; the max karma is 1000, or 100% damage.) If your karma drops too low (below 25%), you will be kicked and temporarily banned from the game.
Also, if everyone dies (i.e the traitor uses a suicide bomb and successfully kills every player in the game), the Traitors will win the round; after all, the Traitor(s') goal is to kill everyone, not to survive.
For example, one of the most annoying things people can do is "Random Death Matching," or killing players randomly, thus ruining the point of the game. To fix this, there is not only the aforementioned Jester, but also a "Karma" meter. Karma is a measure of how you behave in the game. Randomly killing other players when you're not a traitor will result in your karma going down. The lower your karma is, the less damage you do to other players. (For example, if you have 769 karma, all of your attacks will only deal 76% damage; the max karma is 1000, or 100% damage.) If your karma drops too low (below 25%), you will be kicked and temporarily banned from the game.
Also, if everyone dies (i.e the traitor uses a suicide bomb and successfully kills every player in the game), the Traitors will win the round; after all, the Traitor(s') goal is to kill everyone, not to survive.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 14, 2021
Get the Traitor Town mug.Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) is a deadly disease caused by HIV, a viral STD. AIDS causes a person's immune system to effectively die, thereby leaving the person helpless to whatever other diseases they may be afflicted by from that point onward. AIDS is believed to have originated in the 1920s, when people in what is now the Republic of Congo hunted down and ate chimpanzees, being blissfully aware that they contained the virus. Thus, a monster was born; the disease spread to humans, and panic ensued...well, not until about sixty years later, but you get the idea.
AIDS is typically managed by regularly doing the healthy equivalent of a drug cocktail in order to supplement the body's lack of an immune system. But wait...doesn't that sound expensive? That's because it is; there was a drug that was proven to be very effective at managing it, but it was (literally) made 500x more expensive by a man who is now rotting in prison for his crimes against humanity.
AIDS is technically incurable, although some people who suffer from it have reported that it can go into remission if you're lucky.
AIDS is typically managed by regularly doing the healthy equivalent of a drug cocktail in order to supplement the body's lack of an immune system. But wait...doesn't that sound expensive? That's because it is; there was a drug that was proven to be very effective at managing it, but it was (literally) made 500x more expensive by a man who is now rotting in prison for his crimes against humanity.
AIDS is technically incurable, although some people who suffer from it have reported that it can go into remission if you're lucky.
AIDS wasn't really recognized until the 1980s, when it cropped up in the United States. Since then, it has spread around the world to many people, including some celebrities such as Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson. Johnson later became famous for spreading awareness of the virus. Amazingly, he is still alive nearly thirty years after finding out that he had the disease.
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Get the Better Chill Out mug.The act of going completely out of your way to come up with the stupidest, most incorrect take possible when the truth couldn't possibly be any more obvious.
Often overlaps with gaslighting.
Often overlaps with gaslighting.
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A political whore will find some way to insult Biden or Trump (depending on their views) on every single post they see, even if it's something that can't even be remotely misconstrued or interpreted as being political in any feasible way.
A political whore will find some way to insult Biden or Trump (depending on their views) on every single post they see, even if it's something that can't even be remotely misconstrued or interpreted as being political in any feasible way.
Person: *Posts a picture of an orange cat*
Retard: "Still has more brain cells than Trump"
Other person: "Can you shut the fuck up you political whore? Get a goddamn life ffs"
Retard: "Still has more brain cells than Trump"
Other person: "Can you shut the fuck up you political whore? Get a goddamn life ffs"
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Terroriser (In his Terminator voice while shooting Batman NPCs): HELLO! AHHH, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! COME ON, YOU FUCK!
Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!
(Everyone starts laughing)
Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??
Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!
Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!
Panda: You stupid bastard!
Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!
(Everyone starts laughing)
Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??
Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!
Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!
Panda: You stupid bastard!
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