I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."
(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021
mugGet the I Am A Rock mug.

SSSniperWolf

A horrible human being whom "degenerate" doesn't even begin to describe. Proof that you can get away with anything as long as you are "attractive" by the Internet's standards.

Fortunately, a brave fella named Jacksfilms decided to call her out on her bullshit, resulting in the most dramatic Youtube feud ever (he's utterly decimating her).
Fuck SSSniperWolf
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 23, 2024
mugGet the SSSniperWolf mug.

Golden Age

A period of great prosperity in a location or media, usually preceding an abrupt decline.
The Golden Age of Rome wasn't so Golden after Nero and Caligula's reigns of terror came and went.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2021
mugGet the Golden Age mug.

December 16

The worst day to have your birthday on, according to researchers.

Most of us would say the worst day to have a birthday is December 20-31, but it's not. Funny how that works.
Beethoven's birthday was December 16, the worst birthday ever. Poor guy must have been miserable.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 22, 2020
mugGet the December 16 mug.

Pink Floyd

Dear Pink Floyd:

If I wanted to listen to a 6-10 minute song that has only 1-2 minutes of actual lyrics, or a 1-6 minute song that has incredibly repetitive lyrics, I would either sing in the shower, or listen to classical music.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 20, 2022
mugGet the Pink Floyd mug.
"Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT" was a Facebook group created around the time that Joe Biden won the 2020 U.S Presidential Election.
"Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT" may have only lasted for a few months (it was deleted shortly after the Capitol Riot), but in that short span of time, it became one of the largest Facebook groups of all time, with nearly three million members at the time of the infamous riot - proving what America REALLY thinks about the 46th.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 05, 2022
mugGet the Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT mug.

Bucky Barnes

James Buchanan "Buck/Bucky" Barnes is a stereotypical "Badass with a horrible past" who is only popular because he's handsome and everyone swoons over him as a result. And because he's a badass. And because Marvel. And...yeah. You get the point.
If Bucky Barnes were real, the entire Marvel community would collectively faint upon realizing it. He's arguably the most popular Marvel character, although there's a ton of Loki fans who provide a bit of competition for that title.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 22, 2021
mugGet the Bucky Barnes mug.