Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Steve Miller Band
A (very) long-running rock band active from the mid-1960's to the present. This band has too many amazing songs to count, including "Rock'n Me", "Jet Airliner", and "The Joker".
Steven "Steve" Miller has been the lead singer of the band since its creation, and he is still alive and performing with the band at the age of 77 as of this writing.
Steven "Steve" Miller has been the lead singer of the band since its creation, and he is still alive and performing with the band at the age of 77 as of this writing.
The longer the Steve Miller Band remains active, the more impressive and yet funny it gets. It's almost like the name of the band has obligated Steve Miller to live forever. And he's still got it, too!
Steve Miller Band by Ubeenbamboozledson August 25, 2021
Self-Harm
Self-Harm is a hallmark of end-stage depression. Oftentimes, the person just feels no numb inside that they just want to be able to feel something, no matter what the sensation may be. They often (if not always) wear long-sleeve shirts to conceal their wounds, lest someone discover them and realize something is very, very wrong.
Self-harming is very serious and should not be ignored. If you know someone who is doing it, get them to a hospital. Let them know they are loved and that they matter. And if you are that person...Read that last sentence again. You have a place in this world. No matter how difficult it may be to find your place...don't give up. Suicide does not end your suffering your good; it transfers it to your friends and family. Speaking of which, they care for you, too. (Or at least, I hope they do.)
Self-harming is very serious and should not be ignored. If you know someone who is doing it, get them to a hospital. Let them know they are loved and that they matter. And if you are that person...Read that last sentence again. You have a place in this world. No matter how difficult it may be to find your place...don't give up. Suicide does not end your suffering your good; it transfers it to your friends and family. Speaking of which, they care for you, too. (Or at least, I hope they do.)
Self-Harm by Ubeenbamboozledson August 22, 2021
Klutz
A clumsy person. Usually has a bad case of butterfingers, and the uncanny ability to fall upstairs and trip over the floor.
"Owen is such a klutz, he ran into the side of a wall and knocked himself out. Literally."
"For real?"
"Well, in his defense, he was moving pretty fast. I felt the impact. He should know better though."
"Man, we should put him in a human-sized hamster ball, and only allow him to come out when he's hungry or thirsty or when he needs to use the bathroom...or when he's going to bed...you get the idea. Bottom line, when he's out of his hamster ball, he should be sitting down."
"For real?"
"Well, in his defense, he was moving pretty fast. I felt the impact. He should know better though."
"Man, we should put him in a human-sized hamster ball, and only allow him to come out when he's hungry or thirsty or when he needs to use the bathroom...or when he's going to bed...you get the idea. Bottom line, when he's out of his hamster ball, he should be sitting down."
Klutz by Ubeenbamboozledson August 21, 2021
Taylor
"She keeps getting up here, and doesn't know how to get down..."
"...But she keeps willingly getting up here!"
"Wasn't the smartest move now, was it, Taylor?"
"...But she keeps willingly getting up here!"
"Wasn't the smartest move now, was it, Taylor?"
Taylor by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2021
That Sounded Better In My Head
A common phrase used when someone says something they randomly thought of without thinking and it doesn't sound quite as good out loud.
Fallout 76 DJ: "You're listening to Appalachia Radio. It's like a Super Stimpak...for the soul. *Cough* Ooh, that sounded better in my head..."
That Sounded Better In My Head by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2021