Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Klutz
A clumsy person. Usually has a bad case of butterfingers, and the uncanny ability to fall upstairs and trip over the floor.
"Owen is such a klutz, he ran into the side of a wall and knocked himself out. Literally."
"For real?"
"Well, in his defense, he was moving pretty fast. I felt the impact. He should know better though."
"Man, we should put him in a human-sized hamster ball, and only allow him to come out when he's hungry or thirsty or when he needs to use the bathroom...or when he's going to bed...you get the idea. Bottom line, when he's out of his hamster ball, he should be sitting down."
"For real?"
"Well, in his defense, he was moving pretty fast. I felt the impact. He should know better though."
"Man, we should put him in a human-sized hamster ball, and only allow him to come out when he's hungry or thirsty or when he needs to use the bathroom...or when he's going to bed...you get the idea. Bottom line, when he's out of his hamster ball, he should be sitting down."
Klutz by Ubeenbamboozledson August 21, 2021
Taylor
"She keeps getting up here, and doesn't know how to get down..."
"...But she keeps willingly getting up here!"
"Wasn't the smartest move now, was it, Taylor?"
"...But she keeps willingly getting up here!"
"Wasn't the smartest move now, was it, Taylor?"
Taylor by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2021
That Sounded Better In My Head
A common phrase used when someone says something they randomly thought of without thinking and it doesn't sound quite as good out loud.
Fallout 76 DJ: "You're listening to Appalachia Radio. It's like a Super Stimpak...for the soul. *Cough* Ooh, that sounded better in my head..."
That Sounded Better In My Head by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2021
Ohhhhh
Ohhhhh by Ubeenbamboozledson August 18, 2021
Not Making This Easier
A phrase used to tell someone that they are not helping with a situation, but rather making it worse.
"Dad, you know I'm starting my senior year in high school, right? Well...It's nerve-wracking."
"Oh, don't worry, son. When you're out of there, you won't have to go back! And you'll get to move out and-"
"DAD, YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS EASIER!"
"...Oh, I see...Yes, being on your own can be more stressful than even your worst days at school. To be honest, it's a much harder blow to your mom and I than you think, watching the last bird fly the nest...But I'll always be here for you until the day I die. Even if I'm 100 years old and in my deathbed, I will stay with you until my time is up. Never forget that, son, no matter how old you get."
"Oh, don't worry, son. When you're out of there, you won't have to go back! And you'll get to move out and-"
"DAD, YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS EASIER!"
"...Oh, I see...Yes, being on your own can be more stressful than even your worst days at school. To be honest, it's a much harder blow to your mom and I than you think, watching the last bird fly the nest...But I'll always be here for you until the day I die. Even if I'm 100 years old and in my deathbed, I will stay with you until my time is up. Never forget that, son, no matter how old you get."
Not Making This Easier by Ubeenbamboozledson August 17, 2021
FML
Acronym for "Fuck My Life," usually said by a person when something really shitty happens to them. There's even a website named after it for this exact purpose.
"How was your day?"
"I got stuck in an elevator and I suddenly had to pee really bad. I've certainly had better days. FML"
"I got stuck in an elevator and I suddenly had to pee really bad. I've certainly had better days. FML"
FML by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021