Ubeenbamboozledson's definitions

Sudden Song

A Sudden Song is a song that starts very abruptly. It typically opens with the singer/band screaming the chorus, with not even a single second of instrumental before it.

A Sudden Song generally scares the shit out of the person vibing to their music, especially when it's preceded by a song that is very calm/quiet.

The Beatles are notorious for this, particularly with the songs "Paperback Writer", "With A Little Help From My Friends", and "Can't Buy Me Love".

Person: "Ah, that was a nice, slow song. I really needed to relax. I wonder what's next."

Journey: "ANY WAY YOU WANT IT, THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT-"

Person: "HOLY SHIT!" *Scrambles to turn the volume down* "Those damn sudden songs!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022

Sus

A shortened term for "suspicious."

"Sus" is an actual word in the English dictionary

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 2, 2021

Rapist Row

A variation of "Death Row" that convicted rapists enter the moment they step into prison. Since rape is considered such an awful crime that even hardened criminals find it utterly repulsive, rapists are more likely to be murdered in prison than any other criminal, hence the term, "Rapist Row."

Rapist Row. Because even criminals have chivalry. Well, most of them.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 6, 2021

Colin Powell

A controversial politician whom, despite being fully vaccinated and boosted, has died from COVID-19 on October 18, 2021 at the age of 84.

Colin Powell is a no longer living example of why the COVID vaccine does not work.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 9, 2021

Bullet Ploof Grass

A humorous "dyslexia moment" from Tyler Wine A.K.A IAMWILDCAT

"Fuck, Dude! We were bottles between the couch and the bullet ploof grass!...Bullet ploof grass?!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2021

Demon Possessed Singing Trout

A singing fish (Actually named "Billy Bass") which became viral in 2008 after someone posted a Youtube video of an extremely broken one attempting to sing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann.

"Demon Possessed Singing Trout" lyrics:

There I was- Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked fine, looked good- Demonic screaming

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (Another voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked (third voice crack) good, looked- More demonic screaming

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2021

G.I.R.L

Guy In Real Life. Used to describe male humans who use female avatars in online video games.

I often like to play as a G.I.R.L online to get hilarious reactions from simps. It's also nice to watch people help you out because they think you're a female.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2021