("Do You Believe In Magic" starts playing)
Boomers: Ah, the nostalgia.
Gen Z: I fear no man, but that thing....it scares me.
Boomers: Ah, the nostalgia.
Gen Z: I fear no man, but that thing....it scares me.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 06, 2022

Misandry is much more common than people would like to admit. Many modern-day feminists are misandrists, and there are many idiotic stigmas against men having certain terrible things happen to them.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2022

1. The fifth letter of the English alphabet.
2. A grade formerly used in schools between a D and an F. It has since been removed because some people thought it could be interpreted as "Excellent."
3. A retarded meme that does nothing but demonstrate that literally anything can be a meme.
4. A perfect response for when something awkward happens and you don't know what to say.
2. A grade formerly used in schools between a D and an F. It has since been removed because some people thought it could be interpreted as "Excellent."
3. A retarded meme that does nothing but demonstrate that literally anything can be a meme.
4. A perfect response for when something awkward happens and you don't know what to say.
1. A B C D e F G
2. "I got an E on that test yesterday."
"What? I thought "E" wasn't even a grade anymore!"
"Apparently it is when you fail that bad. Maybe it means my brain is 'empty'?"
3. "Markiplier + Lord Farquaad = E"
4. "You're going to horny jail"
"E"
2. "I got an E on that test yesterday."
"What? I thought "E" wasn't even a grade anymore!"
"Apparently it is when you fail that bad. Maybe it means my brain is 'empty'?"
3. "Markiplier + Lord Farquaad = E"
4. "You're going to horny jail"
"E"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 09, 2021

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by Ubeenbamboozledson March 23, 2024

When a person with middle/end-stage Alzheimer's has a brief moment where they snap out of their memory loss. It only lasts a few seconds at most, and is very bittersweet for everyone involved.
Pamela and her friend, Maureen went to the nursing home to visit Pamela's 83-year-old mother, Edna, who was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease four years prior.
When the two gals got to Pamela's mother, they found her in a wheelchair staring aimlessly at the wall. But when Maureen tried to introduce herself, Pamela's mother had an Alzheimer's Clarity Moment.
"Hello, Maureen" she said, in a soft, barely-audible voice.
Ecstatic, Pamela quickly asked her, "Mom, do you recognize me?"
"Yes," Pamela's mom said after a brief pause. "Yes, I do recognize you...Pam...ela..." And then she reverted to staring at the wall, her sudden moment of clarity forever lost.
Pamela began sobbing, while Maureen did her best to console her friend. That was the last time they saw her mother before she succumbed to the disease.
When the two gals got to Pamela's mother, they found her in a wheelchair staring aimlessly at the wall. But when Maureen tried to introduce herself, Pamela's mother had an Alzheimer's Clarity Moment.
"Hello, Maureen" she said, in a soft, barely-audible voice.
Ecstatic, Pamela quickly asked her, "Mom, do you recognize me?"
"Yes," Pamela's mom said after a brief pause. "Yes, I do recognize you...Pam...ela..." And then she reverted to staring at the wall, her sudden moment of clarity forever lost.
Pamela began sobbing, while Maureen did her best to console her friend. That was the last time they saw her mother before she succumbed to the disease.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 27, 2021

A rare, debilitating hearing disorder that is characterized by an extreme sensitivity to sound. Normal sounds are perceived as too loud, while very loud sounds (such as a crowd cheering at a concert, or a very loud talker), are extremely painful and sometimes distorted.
People with hyperacusis also tend to have tinnitus as well, which worsens with loud sounds. Talk about a Double Whammy!
Hyperacusis often comes on suddenly, and it is not curable. However, it can be reduced to the point that it's barely noticeable.
People with hyperacusis also tend to have tinnitus as well, which worsens with loud sounds. Talk about a Double Whammy!
Hyperacusis often comes on suddenly, and it is not curable. However, it can be reduced to the point that it's barely noticeable.
"My mate has hyperacusis, and his mom talks so loud that I can hear her loud and clear all the way across the house. I can only wince at how painful it must be for him."
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021
