Ubeenbamboozledson's definitions

Pink Floyd

The most overrated band of all time.

Dear Pink Floyd:

If I wanted to listen to a 6-10 minute song that has only 1-2 minutes of actual lyrics, or a 1-6 minute song that has incredibly repetitive lyrics, I would either sing in the shower, or listen to classical music.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 20, 2022

Patsy Cline

Virginia Patterson Hensley Cline (1932-1963) is perhaps one of the most famous female country singers of the 20th century. Although her career was cut tragically short after she was killed in a plane crash, she still managed to leave behind a lasting legacy that remains strong to this day.

Patsy Cline was the female equivalent of Hank Williams.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 21, 2022

Urban Dictionary in 2022

A left-wing biased catastrophe with some made-up sexual fantasies.

Urban Dictionary in 2003: Informational definitions, and occasionally humorous definitons which are completely wrong, but they are just that: Humorous.

Urban Dictionary in 2022: Everything is sexualized + irrational hatred for the 45th President

R.I.P Urban Dictionary

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 22, 2022

Meat Loaf

A guy who wouldn't do that.

Rest in Peace Michael Aday

A.K.A Meat Loaf

1947-2022

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 22, 2022

FML

A left-wing biased website where liberals cry about things they disagree with. Oh, and it used to be a place where people vented when they had a bad day. FML

FML used to be good.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2022

Castlevania: The Adventure

The first Castlevania game for the Gameboy, and almost inarguably the worst game in the entire series. The music is pretty damn good, just like in any Castlevania game...and that's really the only good thing anyone has to say about it.

With a protagonist that moves slower than a sedated turtle and can't jump to save his life, a lack of subweapons which are present in all the other games, a lot of sections where you MUST get invincibility to avoid getting hit as soon as you spawn, a stage that becomes unwinnable if you take the wrong path, a weapon that downgrades when you get hit, a multitude of sections where it's impossible to NOT get hit without whip upgrades, insultingly easy boss fights (except for Dracula, whose second form is actually quite tough), and tricky parkour sections that are made almost impossible by the painfully slow movement of the protagonist, Castlevania: The Adventure is often considered one of the worst games for the Gameboy.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2022

It Was Rated R

The most underrated joke in Spongebob.

Squidward: Why couldn't the 11-year-old get in the pirate movie?

Mr. Krabs: Why?

Squidward: It was rated R!
Hahahaha! Arr! ...Because it's...about...pirates?

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 16, 2022