Reddit

Where the extreme left of the United States hangs out.

Reddit is horrible.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 22, 2024

Kane Tanaka

Kane Tanaka is a Japanese supercentenarian born on January 2, 1903. At 117 years of age, she is the oldest living person as of 2020.

I hope grandma lives to be as old as Kane Tanaka.
"Who?"

"Just Google it"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 30, 2020

🤡

Clown Emoji. Primarily used to mock an idiotic or hypocritical statement.

Dumbass: Mother Teresa was an amazing human being.

Smart Person: She was a child trafficker. 🤡

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 18, 2022

The Year the Music Died

When music became utter shite.

Although the year the music died was said to be shortly before the 2010s, it actually started shortly after Johnny Cash died. They don't make 'em like they used to....

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 02, 2020

The Pun Guys

A comedy duo who make humorous puns out of various words in a manner similar to Mexican Word of the Day.

The Pun Guys:

"Your word is 'Thirsty.'"
"Are you coming on Wednesday or Thirsty (Thursday)?"

"Garrulous."

"My girl is such a garrulous (careless) driver."

...
"Did you have something better?"
"Yeah. I want to go to to the zoo and see the garrulous (gorillas)."

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 02, 2022

Mental Gymnastics

The act of going completely out of one's way to ignore logical arguments by spewing even more ridiculous BS.

Mental Gymnastics are common on both sides of the political spectrum.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024

Incognito Mode

An "anonymous" mode for various search engines that in reality does not do shit to hide whatever horrible shit you're looking up.

"Hey, Google. About Incognito Mode..."
.....
"Why is it called 'Incognito' Mode if my Internet service provider can still see it?"
.....
"What if someone I know is an Internet service provider? That's sure pretty anonymous."
....
"No comment. Exactly."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 23, 2022