Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

James Fridman 

A man known for his photoshopping skills - or rather, his way of interpreting what people ask him to do.

Ask James Fridman to photoshop an image for you, and he will either do it as literally as possible, or do it in a way that makes the photo even worse. Or both, if he can.

James Fridman by Ubeenbamboozledson March 5, 2023

King Harkinian 

King Harkinian is the King of Hyrule, and also a singer/songwriter best known for his 2008 hit: the novelty song, "Scrub, Scrub, Scrub" (feat. Link, Zelda, Ganon, and others).

The chorus to "Scrub Scrub Scrub" by King Harkinian is as follows:

I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!

Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house

Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!

King Harkinian by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2023

Taylor Armstrong

The screaming woman in the "Woman Yelling at a Cat" meme.

One would think that Taylor Armstrong would dislike one of her not so fine moments being made into a meme, but she actually expressed her approval upon discovering it.

Taylor Armstrong by Ubeenbamboozledson February 27, 2023

FU 

A complete and utter dick move done solely out of spite, often to someone who doesn't deserve it.

My boss writing me up for standing up to a rude customer was a real FU.

FU by Ubeenbamboozledson January 23, 2023

Intellectually Disabled

The politically correct term for "mentally retarded." It became more widespread after the word "retard", originally used to describe a person who legitimately has an abnormally low IQ, was gradually used more and more as a pejorative term for people who suffer from developmental disorders.

"My cousin has an IQ of 62. He is intellectually disabled."

Intellectually Disabled by Ubeenbamboozledson January 17, 2023

Beef 

To nerf (something) excessively to the point of uselessness; to weaken.

Not to be confused with the phrase "Beef Up," which is the exact opposite.

That game was fun until they decided to beef the minigun. Now it's frustrating.

Beef by Ubeenbamboozledson January 15, 2023

Impossible Stealth

Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:

A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.

In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.

Impossible Stealth by Ubeenbamboozledson January 8, 2023