Getting Defeated

When inanimate objects don't work with you, and hijinks ensue.

"WAHHHH! Come on! WORK WITH ME HERE!"

"What the hell is happening over there?"

"I'm getting defeated."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 10, 2022

Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.

According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

Untryhard

A person who tries to be a tryhard but fails miserably.

This dude is such an untryhard. Keeps doing the same technique even though it never works.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 08, 2022

Special

A more family-friendly term for "retarded."

See also: Extra Special

"He's a bit special"

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 13, 2024

Buffalo Springfield

A short-lived one-hit-wonder band where Stephen Stills began his music career. The group disbanded after less than two years together because of several legal troubles involving some of the band members. An attempted reunion in 2010 also went over like a lead balloon. Stephen Stills would later find success in a solo career, as well as one of the eponymous members of the supergroup "Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young."

Buffalo Springfield is perhaps best remembered for the song "For What It's Worth," which has unfortunately aged extremely well.
"Paranoia strikes deep" indeed.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 31, 2021

Off the Mark

A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.

Off the Mark is so funny. I swear Mark Parisi never runs out of ideas.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023

Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.

Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024