Ubeenbamboozledson's definitions

Reddit

Where the extreme left of the United States hangs out.

Reddit is horrible.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 22, 2024

Best Friends Forever

Exactly what it sounds like. Usually abbreviated as "BFF."

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are best friends forever.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2020

🤡

Clown Emoji. Primarily used to mock an idiotic or hypocritical statement.

Dumbass: Mother Teresa was an amazing human being.

Smart Person: She was a child trafficker. 🤡

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 18, 2022

Kane Tanaka

Kane Tanaka is a Japanese supercentenarian born on January 2, 1903. At 117 years of age, she is the oldest living person as of 2020.

I hope grandma lives to be as old as Kane Tanaka.
"Who?"

"Just Google it"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 30, 2020

The Year the Music Died

When music became utter shite.

Although the year the music died was said to be shortly before the 2010s, it actually started shortly after Johnny Cash died. They don't make 'em like they used to....

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

The Pun Guys

A comedy duo who make humorous puns out of various words in a manner similar to Mexican Word of the Day.

The Pun Guys:

"Your word is 'Thirsty.'"
"Are you coming on Wednesday or Thirsty (Thursday)?"

"Garrulous."

"My girl is such a garrulous (careless) driver."

...
"Did you have something better?"
"Yeah. I want to go to to the zoo and see the garrulous (gorillas)."

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

Mental Gymnastics

The act of going completely out of one's way to ignore logical arguments by spewing even more ridiculous BS.

Mental Gymnastics are common on both sides of the political spectrum.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024