A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.
"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."
"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."
"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."
"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."
"I want a man who can use his words."
"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"
"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."
"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."
"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."
"I want a man who can use his words."
"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"
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I miss when Reddit was a funny website that wasn't dominated by liberals who apparently don't realize that threatening to kill the president is extremely illegal.
...Yes, even if he's not the president anymore.
...Yes, even if he's not the president anymore.
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It comes from a DDLC mod where Monika is out in the rain and gets KO'd after being struck by lightning. When she wakes up, she finds out that she's in an entirely different location, and she's wearing a very strange outfit. She then realizes that the incident gave her superpowers, and she decides to use them for good.
It comes from a DDLC mod where Monika is out in the rain and gets KO'd after being struck by lightning. When she wakes up, she finds out that she's in an entirely different location, and she's wearing a very strange outfit. She then realizes that the incident gave her superpowers, and she decides to use them for good.
The name "Thighspeed" comes from the meme about Monika simps saying that she has "thicc thighs."
Yep, the internet is a weird place.
Yep, the internet is a weird place.
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If you're friends with a nerd who loves this game, you hate this game.
If you're friends with a nerd who loves this game, you hate this game.
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Shaggy is so powerful, they had to make him into a wuss in the cartoon adaptations of him to restrain him.
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The drider is rarely seen in any media other than ASMRs. They are usually very sadistic and will tease/torture the listener, who will always be in their giant, human-sized web. However, this is not always the case.
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