Ubeenbamboozledson's definitions

I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."

(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021

Urban Backdraft

Something you may end up on the wrong end of if you have certain opinions.

When a controversial event is happening, Urban Dictionary will take a completely one-sided view on the issue, regardless of whether or not it is actually correct, and stand by it no matter what. Anyone who expresses an opposite opinion gets downvoted to hell. This is what is called an "Urban Backdraft."

Now, factor in the fact that Urban Dictionary is extremely left-wing, and you have an anti-conservative crapshoot.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2022

DECEASED

When something (a game or a trend, etc.) is extremely dead. It died so fast and so abruptly that "dead" just isn't a powerful enough word.

(Yes, it must be in all caps.)

Candy Cigarettes used to be insanely popular, but they are now absolutely DECEASED because times have changed.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 5, 2021

Call An Ambulance

Something an old man says before pulling a gun on you.

Call an ambulance...but not for me!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 22, 2022

American Derangement Syndrome

A (not real) disease where a person has a massive freak-out when seeing someone being stupid and automatically assumes the person is an American, even with absolutely no evidence to support it.

Also known as: ADS (Abbreviation)

See also: Trump Derangement Syndrome

American Derangement Syndrome is much more common than the Trump variant

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2024

Beat It

1. Michael Jackson's signature song, especially after Weird Al made a parody of it

2. A polite way of telling someone to fuck off

Person 1: Your shirt is fugly.

Person 2: Well, so is your personality. No wonder you're still single. Now beat it!

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 6, 2021

Jerry Van Dyke

Jerry Van Dyke (Born July 27, 1931; died January 5, 2018) was the lesser-known (and far less successful) younger brother of Dick Van Dyke.

Most of the TV shows that Jerry Van Dyke starred in were extremely short-lived, and one of them was even considered one of the worst sitcoms of all time. However, he did have a few successful roles, such as appearing alongside his brother in the latter's eponymous show, and as Luther Van Dam on "Coach." Despite all of this, he was still largely overshadowed by his brother. \

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 24, 2021