Gary Moore

A popular blues singer from Northern Ireland.

Birth Name: Robert William Gary Moore

Born: April 4, 1952
Current Status: Deceased (February 6, 2011; 58 years old)
Gary Moore first achieved fame as a member of the band Skid Row. He later performed for Thin Lizzy, and achieved great success as a solo artist from that point on until his death from an alcohol-induced heart attack.
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Dumbass Worship

Treating a piece of shit human being as though they're a god.
Tumblr constantly worships Dream, despite the fact that his Minecraft speedruns were proven to be fake.

Dumbass Worship at its finest.
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Say That Again, But Slowly

Used to politely tell someone that they just completely contradicted themselves. It can also be "Read that again, but slowly" if it's in text rather than actually being uttered.
Dumbass: "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe!"

Normal Person: "Say that again, but slowly..."
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Facebook Fact-Checker

An AI whose job is to show Facebook users when a post is false, and cite articles to prove it. Unfortunately, it has several major flaws that turn it into a laughing stock:

Problem 1: It is extremely left-wing biased to the point of censorship. You will NEVER see a liberal post getting fact-checked, but by golly, they will slap every conservative post with a "false/misleading info" tag if it paints President Biden in a bad light. (But then again, it's Mark Zuckerberg. What'd you expect?)

Problem 2: It is denser than a black hole. It cannot detect sarcasm in posts at all, and will fact-check the stupidest posts that are obviously jokes.

Problem 3: The sources it cites are often not credible; see Problem 1.

Problem 4: Sometimes, the sources used actually prove that the post is indeed true, which is exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Facebook Fact-Checkers are as useless as wearing a face mask under the sea.
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Johnny Cash

The only person in the entire world with absolutely no detractors whatsoever.
"There are two types of people: Those who like Johnny Cash, and those who WILL."
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Hyperacusis

A rare, debilitating hearing disorder that is characterized by an extreme sensitivity to sound. Normal sounds are perceived as too loud, while very loud sounds (such as a crowd cheering at a concert, or a very loud talker), are extremely painful and sometimes distorted.

People with hyperacusis also tend to have tinnitus as well, which worsens with loud sounds. Talk about a Double Whammy!

Hyperacusis often comes on suddenly, and it is not curable. However, it can be reduced to the point that it's barely noticeable.
"My mate has hyperacusis, and his mom talks so loud that I can hear her loud and clear all the way across the house. I can only wince at how painful it must be for him."
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Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.
"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.
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