I'm cumming!

I'm cumming! is what most guys say as they 're about to have a cumgasm.

oh shit! I'm cumming!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

rub one out

To rub one out means for a guy to put all his hands on his dick and then pull & stroke his joy-stick until he has a rub-gasm and blows his load preferably into his own mouth.

Sometimes, all I can think about is guys and their dicks and I just have to rub one out!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

hard-ball

hard-ball is a sex-toy that a guy uses to make another dude have a cumtastic orgasm -- similar to The Seven Knots of Singapore. He strings four hardballs together with a leather cord, lubes them up, and then forces them up a dude's asshole and pulls them out one by one as he's jacking the dude off and he begins to blow his load.

Matt tried something new on me -- he wanted to play hard-ball with me and when I came, I blew my load everywhere!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

hood

A hood is an uncircumcised guy's foreskin.

I'm cut high & tight, but some un-circumcised guys enjoy having me stimulate and chew on their hood when I suck their dicks!

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

leaking

leaking is oozing pre-cum out of your dick when you've been stroking your cock for a long time.

I was leisurely stroking my cock while watching porn for three hours, and I was leaking the whole time!

by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021

Cum-Crust

Cum-Crust is the dried remnant of banana-gasm the dude you just sucked off left on your lips after you've finished. Its good - so lick it up!

I just sucked Matt's big banana, and now I've got his Cum-Crust on my lips!

by USAF Cadet February 02, 2021

jerk & clean

jerk & clean is what a guy does every morning when he has morning wood.

This morning, instead of a jacking off my boner in the cadet showers, I decided to just jerk & clean in my Wonder-bed!

by USAF Cadet February 08, 2021