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drygasm

A drygasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacked off and drained his balls 5-6 times in a row.
If you jack off enough, you eventually have a drygasm with no cum!
by USAF Cadet December 13, 2020
mugGet the drygasmmug.

woodie

A woodie is an insistent boner.
I often get a spontaneous woodie!
by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021
mugGet the woodiemug.

rim-suck position

The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.
Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
mugGet the rim-suck positionmug.

foot-long hot-dog

A foot-long hot-dog is a 12" dick.
That dude from the 2nd squadron fucked me with his foot-long hot-dog and I swear I could taste his cum when he blew his load up my ass!
by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021
mugGet the foot-long hot-dogmug.

lubing the tube

lubing the tube is what a circumcised guy does to his dick before jacking off and glazing the donut.
I'm cut high & tight, so I'm always lubing the tube before I beat my meat!
by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021
mugGet the lubing the tubemug.

double freight-train

A doule freight-train is when twenty other cadets take turns simultaneously fucking you in the mouth and ass.
The other cadets on my soccer team gave me a double freight-train because they said I lost today's game!
by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020
mugGet the double freight-trainmug.

rimmer

A rimmer is a guy who likes to stick his tongue up another dude's asshole and give him a rim-gasm.
I love being the rimmer who sticks his tongue up Matt's asshole!
by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
mugGet the rimmermug.

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