Furious FAP February

Furious FAP February is the whole month of February, when a guy who is participating, jacks off the number of times a day as the number of the day in the month, i.e. once on the Feb first, twice on Feb second, 3 times on Feb third, etc. On leap year - the dude gets a jo bud to jack him off 29 times.

I'm participating in Furious FAP February, and I'm right on schedule -- I've whacked off 4 times today!

by USAF Cadet February 04, 2021

get your nut

get your nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.

Matt and I went to a gay baths and he kept asking me, "Did you get your nut yet?"

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

e-Facebook-erated

e-Facebook-erated means to be de-platformed by Facebook

tRumpty doesn't like it, but he got e-Facebook-erated today!

by USAF Cadet May 06, 2021

impale

To impale a guy, a dude sticks his 11-inch raging boner up a boy-hole and supports his weight on the dick alone.

Oh man! That fucker Ben impaled me in the locker-room this morning and I shot my load down some other cadet's mouth!

by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

strawberry sex

strawberry sex is a sex act where one guy sucks a cumgasm out of a dude with a dick that has a circumcised strawberry-shaped cock-head.

One of my favorite ways to make a guy have a cumgasm is to have strawberry sex with him!

by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021

Viagra-gasm

A Viagra-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes 300/mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, and jacks off and has an awesome cumgasm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, gave me Viagra and jacked me off and I had an awesome Viagra-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

Happy Halloweenie !

A Happy Halloweenie ! is a hot dicking you give your cadet roomie on Halloween.

Matt was out trick-or-treating, and when he got back, I gave him a treat - - my Happy Halloweenie !

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020