Definitions by USAF Cadet

Viagra-gasm 

A Viagra-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes 300/mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, and jacks off and has an awesome cumgasm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, gave me Viagra and jacked me off and I had an awesome Viagra-gasm!

Viagra-gasm by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

impale

To impale a guy, a dude sticks his 11-inch raging boner up a boy-hole and supports his weight] on the dick alone.

Oh man! That fucker Ben impaled me in the locker-room this morning and I shot my load down some other cadet's mouth!

impale by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

cum-hole 

A cumhole is a guy's mouth or asshole into which another guy pumps his cumgasm.

MY Favorite cum-hole is my mouth, but Matt uses both!

cum-hole by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

Amazon-gasm 

An Amazon-gasm is the cumgasm a guy can order from Amazon if he's desparate for another guy's cum.

My Amazon-gasm arrived in the mail today - let's party!

Amazon-gasm by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

Gay Bukkake 

Gay Bukkake (from Japanese - meaning to splash forcefully), is a hottie being ejaculated on by seven plus guys who take turns spit-roasting him, but just before they blow their loads, they withdraw their dicks from the cum-whore's fuck-chute and blast their loads on his face, in his mouth, and down his throat which he tries to swallow.

Some cadets cornered me in the locker-room today and gave me Gay Bukkake!

Gay Bukkake by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

Kirby suck-gasm 

A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.

When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!

Kirby suck-gasm by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Stupid ! 

Stupid ! is what most most Republiturd male Congressmen and Senators are because they can't chew gum and jack off at the same time.

Lindsey Graham is just Stupid !

Stupid ! by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021