realistic dong

A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.
My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!
by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020
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Whomp & Chomp

Whomp & Chomp means to jack off and suck another guy's dick.
After finishing his studying, my cadet roomie, Matt, always wants me to Whomp & Chomp his dick!
by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020
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piss-boner

A piss-boner is the hard-on a guy gets, usually in the morning, maybe related to morning wood, that a guy gets when his full bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.
WOW! When I got a piss-boner, I peed and had a cumgasm at the same time!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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FratX Night

FratX Night is an event that the guys in my pod (6) hold once a month, where we all watch a FraternityX porn video and do whatever the guys in the vid are doing.
We had a FratX Night last weekend, but the other cadets always want to make me the "center of attention" -- they take turns spit-roasting me and make me swallow all their cum!
by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021
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boner bazaar

The boner bazaar is a cadet shower-room where we all see other cadets showering with morning wood.
Every time I take my morning shower, it's a boner bazaar and I can take care of any other cadet's morning wood.
by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021
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Chinese Handcuffs

Chinese Handcuffs are a restraining device that consists of interlocking bands of material that tighten when his fingers are inserted into both ends and the wearer tries to pull his fingers out.
One of the cadets tied the hands of two others behind their backs and then stuck their dicks in the opposite ends of Chinese Handcuffs. When they tried to pull their cocks out, the cuffs tightened and made them harder - they tried and tried, but the cuffs stayed on until each guy had a slippery cumgasm and then the cuffs came off.
by USAF Cadet July 14, 2021
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rim

rim means to kiss, lick, and fuck with your tongue another dude's fuck-hole.
My roomie Matt, likes to rim my boi-pussy before he fucks me with his raging boner!
by USAF Cadet November 07, 2020
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