USAF Cadet's definitions

Dragon Egg

A Dragon Egg is an egg-shaped vibrating butt-plug that a guy sticks up his ass and then masturbates with until he has a fleshlight- cumgasm.

Shit -- If you keep that Dragon Egg in my ass, I'm going to have a vibro-gasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

Locktoberfest

Locktoberfest is the entire month of October when, for those observing it, guys have to lock up their dick in a cock cage that prevents them from getting a boner.

Tomorrow is the beginning of Locktoberfest, and Matt wants me to wear a cock-cage for the whole month!

by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021

glazing the donut

glazing the donut means jacking off and having a cumgasm.

I had an awesome cumgasm when I was glazing the donut this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

Cadet Menage a Trois

A Cadet Menage a Trois is a three-way that three male cadets have when they get together and spit-roast each other.

Now and then, when Matt's friend, Jamie, drops by, we all have a Cadet Menage a Trois

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

Do Me!

"Do Me!" is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to jack him off, make him cum, and swallow his load.

In the gym, Matt always says "Do Me!" and I do, whether or not another cadet is watching!

by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020

The Hand

The Hand is a nickname I call Casey, another cadet who is a Merlin at edging me for over an hour and holding me at that almost-but-not-quite-there-yet feeling and then making me have an awesome hand-gasm.

The Hand is coming to our room tonight to do me, and I've already got a boner!

by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020

mec

A mec is a pimp in French.

My roomie, Matt, is my mec at the academy -- he makes me suck off any other cadets he owes blowjobs to!

by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021