USAF Cadet's definitions

gorpster

A gorpster is a person who bites at their own farts in their dirty bath-water while using their cell-phone (if they haven't been de-platformed), to down-vote another guy's urban dictionary posts that are a memorial tribute to his sweet beloved dog.

There's always a tRumpty, anti-gay gorpster!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

Long Dong Silver

Long Dong Silver is the nickname I call Casey, another cadet on my floor who has this long dick I like to suck.

I sucked off Long Dong Silver this morning, and now he wants me to do it again!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

haircut

A haircut is what a guy gets when another dude trims his pubes.

Some of the other cadets in our pod want me to give them a cadet haircut - short and manscaped.

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

Eleven

Eleven is the number of cum-spurts I usually have when I have a cumgasm.

I had an Eleven when I whacked-off this morning.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

I'm gonna cum!

"I'm gonna cum!" is what a lot of guys shout just before they reach the point of no return and blow their load.

Matt always shouts "I'm gonna cum!" just before he fills my mouth with my cocksucker's reward!

by USAF Cadet December 22, 2020

grow-er

A grow-er is a guy whose dick increases significantly from it's flaccid size to the size of his big boner.

Most of us cadets are grow-ers, but Matt and I and a few other cadets, are show-ers!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

frost him

frost him is what a guy says to all the the other dudes they're giving cadet bukakke to when they want to paint him white with their cum.

We were having a FratX Night, and while I was sucking dick , I heard someone shout 'Yeah - frost him!"

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021