Definitions by URB4N D1C710N4RY

Penis 

Noun. The male organ that pee and semen comes out of. Always cover it in public.
Verb. When you ask a person who substitute teaches at the school your girlfriend committed kajun in why men have testicles.

1. WHY DOES A PERSON'S PENIS ERECT??!!
2. Now people are making fun of me because I penised!

Penis by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 28, 2021

kajun 

1. Very; extremely; of a high degree
2. When you ejaculate so frequently in class that you get kicked out of the school

1. That guy runs kajun fast!
2. I can't go to Amethyst Academy anymore because I committed kajun.

kajun by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 27, 2021

leave the house 

When there is a fire in your house at midnight when you're sleeping. You think it's just a nightmare but it's real.

12:00 am (sleeping)
12:01 am: Fire Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Anthony: (yawn) oh it's just a dream I'll go back to sleep
Andrew: NO THIS IS REAL WAKE UP LET'S LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

leave the house by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 27, 2021

Chick 

1. Chicks are baby chickens.
2. Chicks sometimes refer to girls because girl in Chinese is Chica.

1. I love those cute fluffy chicks!
2. Don't call women chicks because they find it offensive.

Chick by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 21, 2021

Suicide 

No, no, no. PLEASE DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE. If you are planning to commit suicide because you have done something very bad, then suicide is also very bad! Give yourself the chance to try to change the world. Use this life to do something valuable! Everybody dies, but please don't murder anybody including yourself. You can become a legend!

If you are planning to commit suicide, call [phone].

Suicide by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 20, 2021

f*ck 

F*cks are how much you care about something. If you care so much about getting a nice car, then you give 1000 f*cks about it. If you don't care about getting a fancy car, no f*cks are given.

Sam: How many f*cks do you give about getting a mansion?
Jake: 87000.
Michael: 0.
Sam and Jake: NO F*CKS GIVEN??!!

f*ck by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 20, 2021

Long Neck

what makes girls sexy

long neck

Long Neck by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 20, 2021