UCSteve's definitions
Stinky vomit, bad-smelling and repulsive puke, what you might be lying in, with an empty bottle of Yukon Jack or Southern Comfort still in your hand, after a one-man New Year's Eve party.
So I get back from my date with Belzebub with what's left of my dignity and what do I find? Carol, my roomie passed out under the toilet bowl in a pool of her own regurge-o-stank. Lord, give me strength.
by UCSteve January 20, 2017

First of all, ignore those other ignorant definitions. A zahir is a person, object, or thing that, once one has looked upon it or
considered it for but a single moment, becomes an obsession which slowly takes over a person's life completely. It can be something simple such as a coin or a mummified monkey's paw, or something intangible such as an idea. It can also be a living person or an animal. So "zahir" = something which causes an irresistable obsession in a person.
considered it for but a single moment, becomes an obsession which slowly takes over a person's life completely. It can be something simple such as a coin or a mummified monkey's paw, or something intangible such as an idea. It can also be a living person or an animal. So "zahir" = something which causes an irresistable obsession in a person.
See, "The Zahir" by Phillip Jose Borges. The internet meme
smile.jpg is a kind of zahir.
For all his ideals had dwindled down to a single obsession, that only she could fulfill his one desire, for Karen had become his zahir.
smile.jpg is a kind of zahir.
For all his ideals had dwindled down to a single obsession, that only she could fulfill his one desire, for Karen had become his zahir.
by UCSteve December 25, 2012

1) June 28, the day of the year when one pie is simply not enough, or
2) The two times each day when a digital clock reads 6:28
(2 X 3.14)
2) The two times each day when a digital clock reads 6:28
(2 X 3.14)
by UCSteve March 14, 2010

by UCSteve February 19, 2017

Same as "Jesus", 'cept ghetto. The lips don't flap round
those consonants sometimes like they do fo' white fo'ks.
SssSs
those consonants sometimes like they do fo' white fo'ks.
SssSs
"Help me, BeJebus!"
by UCSteve July 17, 2009

by UCSteve October 29, 2017

That Skull God on the Slipknot album looks like every other skull god....,where do they get these artists, Meth Tattoos?
by UCSteve July 17, 2019
