Tyson's definitions

finger blast

The act of using one's finger or fingers to infiltrate one's anal opening or vaginal opening using extreme force and excessive repetitions.

Eddie finger blasted himself into a coma.

by Tyson November 16, 2003

netting

1.One who forgoes food and necessity, to buy Expensive Items, often with little or no real value or use.

2. One who pays a premium price for items only to sell them later at a drastically reduced rate.

1.I wish I could afford these tacos, but I am such a netting I just blew my paycheck on this gieger counter.

2.I purchased these speakers at such a good price, that salesman was a total netting.

by Tyson January 27, 2003

sklever

illegal spic named danny

danny you stupid sklever go get dry humped by mike tyson

by Tyson December 5, 2004

domer

the giver of dome

that girl is a domer

by tyson March 23, 2004

nap

The art of dozing in and out of consiousness. usually done before and after midkiffing

Guys I am gonna grab a nap before we go take the roast beef challenge

by tyson January 28, 2003

Bvvff!

to fall through a table

peter griffin fell through the table

by Tyson April 7, 2003

stumpf

Fat girl who calls other people fat, talks about all of her friends, and accuses random people of deleting her livejournals and hacking into her Hotmail accounts. She's also very annoying and loud, and like to say "Yo mama." She thinks she's cute, but she's really not.

Friend: I thought you liked cheese.
Stumpf: Yo mama like cheese!
Friend: Shut up Stumpf. No one likes you.
Stumpf: *Gigglegiggle* You're so funny, friend!

by Tyson April 24, 2005