Tyson's definitions

nap

The art of dozing in and out of consiousness. usually done before and after midkiffing

Guys I am gonna grab a nap before we go take the roast beef challenge

by tyson January 28, 2003

Bvvff!

to fall through a table

peter griffin fell through the table

by Tyson April 7, 2003

stumpf

Fat girl who calls other people fat, talks about all of her friends, and accuses random people of deleting her livejournals and hacking into her Hotmail accounts. She's also very annoying and loud, and like to say "Yo mama." She thinks she's cute, but she's really not.

Friend: I thought you liked cheese.
Stumpf: Yo mama like cheese!
Friend: Shut up Stumpf. No one likes you.
Stumpf: *Gigglegiggle* You're so funny, friend!

by Tyson April 24, 2005

kewl mik

mike savage's alter ego name. the atrocious spelling is intentional

hey look! it's kewl Mik

by Tyson May 2, 2003

glassdick

A crack pipe.

Damn, she needs to check herself into rehab and stop sucking on that glassdick.

by Tyson April 2, 2003

cut up

To engage in sexual activity. Sexual intercourse.

Say negro, have you and that broad Sadie cut up yet.

by Tyson April 1, 2003