Tyson's definitions

alaina beaton

she is a hot mami. she's mine and not yours. i love her.

Dear Alaina,

I love you my sugar bun. Will you marry me?

Love, Tyson

by tyson December 26, 2004

Hot Shit

Better than all the rest.

1. The netting definition is hot shit.

by tyson January 28, 2003

borge

1. One who's shirt does not cover the lower reaches of ones belly.
2. Prone to wearing shirts too small for ones girth. See also tyson}

1. Careful around that borge, it looks like his shirt could tyson at any moment.

by tyson January 28, 2003

kewl mik

mike savage's alter ego name. the atrocious spelling is intentional

hey look! it's kewl Mik

by Tyson May 2, 2003

stumpf

Fat girl who calls other people fat, talks about all of her friends, and accuses random people of deleting her livejournals and hacking into her Hotmail accounts. She's also very annoying and loud, and like to say "Yo mama." She thinks she's cute, but she's really not.

Friend: I thought you liked cheese.
Stumpf: Yo mama like cheese!
Friend: Shut up Stumpf. No one likes you.
Stumpf: *Gigglegiggle* You're so funny, friend!

by Tyson April 24, 2005

sleepie

sleepie is da shit nikkahs, better not start shit b4 he fuck ur ass up, he be reppen 626 wit his homeboiz n homegirlz homiez, fuck wit him u fuck wit all, he also luvz his bby girl for all eternity

sleepie is godly nikkahs =

by Tyson December 31, 2004

netting

1.One who forgoes food and necessity, to buy Expensive Items, often with little or no real value or use.

2. One who pays a premium price for items only to sell them later at a drastically reduced rate.

1.I wish I could afford these tacos, but I am such a netting I just blew my paycheck on this gieger counter.

2.I purchased these speakers at such a good price, that salesman was a total netting.

by Tyson January 27, 2003