Could You Please

This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.

Tina: Tyler! Get your hands out of your pants!
Sadex: Tina, could you please.

by Tyler Sadex May 26, 2004

joneser

A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.

Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

miffler

Someone who enjoys sticking their nose into people rectums and then proceeds to sniff hardcore. Also known as a rectum reader.

Mathias: Oh man Beth you are such a miffler.
Beth: Tyler, I hate you.
Me: Huh?

by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004

Queird

A word to use instead of the ever so lame and overused word, awkward.

Me: (spontaneously) Dude, Mathias's ass is so freakin' hairy...
You: (thinking to say awkward, but remembers UrbanDictionary.com) Queird...

by Tyler Sadex May 15, 2004

Chirst

Jesus Chirst...A misspelling on one of Mathias' shirts in which is ironic, because his shirt sais "School of Higher Learning".

Jesus chirst, this shirt has a mistake on it...awexome.

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

Ferq

Someone who loves to say stupid things spontaneously, also someone who likes to say something that was funny once, repetitively.

Tommy: Hey dude, PINEAPPLE BUTT!!! Hahahaha(annoying laugh)
Ben: Dude, Tommy, that was funny once, that was it, you ferq.

by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004

curdskirtin

When you and a gang of your friends dress up in very slippery clothing on a rainy night and go sliding down hysterically wet hills into puddles.

Chris: Dude, did you see Sadex curdskirt all the way down that hill?
Antonio: Yeah, let us go check if he is drowning.
Chris: No, he is a big guy now, he can handle it.

by Tyler Sadex June 10, 2004