mortalis

A homosexual residing in mississauga, on. thoroughly enjoys oral sex, both giving and recieving from the same sex.

that guy is a flaming mortalis.

by tyler August 14, 2003

Horse

Used as another word for penis.

Damn, that bitch was sucking on my horse for 20 minutes, then I finally pulled out and blew my load all over her face!

by Tyler January 17, 2005

jack squat

the act of not getting anything

I totally thought I was going to score, but I didn't get jack squat

by tyler September 20, 2003

mushroom tattoo

To whip someone with the head of your penis leaving a tatoo resembling a mushroom tattoo

andrews wordchode/word gives weird mushroom tattoos

by Tyler February 02, 2003

The Fellowship

A group of closely knit friends, close enough to be family

The fellowship's bond knows no bounds

by Tyler December 02, 2003

nub

A very small penis.

"Hey you have such a nub."

by Tyler September 13, 2003

rice

cars believed to be cool by thier owners and only their owner. the kind of cars that dumbasses will equip with neons, 3 ft spoilers, and 10 inch "performance" mufflers.

his car is such a godamn peice of shit because its exactly like in fast and the furious

by tyler January 12, 2004