Definitions by Two Hep Cats

holey relic 

An old and worn-out, but cherished, piece of clothing.

Don't you dare throw out my AC/DC t-shirt. It's a holey relic!

holey relic by Two Hep Cats September 30, 2012

oink

One Income, No Kids

My girlfriend says I'm a pig, but I'm truly an oink.

oink by Two Hep Cats September 18, 2012

Aspirin between my knees

To make some phenomenal gaffe or faux pas, similar to putting your foot in your mouth.

Man, I really put the aspirin between my knees yesterday. I told Jen that her new dress made her look fat.

Aspirin between my knees by Two Hep Cats April 19, 2012

Milch Cow Theory 

The theory that the 99% exist only to serve the needs of the wealthiest 1%, as if the majority of people are simply cows to be milked.

The modus operandi of Fox News demonstrates that Rupert Murdoch subscribes to the Milch Cow Theory.

Milch Cow Theory by Two Hep Cats January 7, 2012

Phoneto 

A photograph taken with your smartphone.

I can't believe how good a phoneto you just uploaded. What kind of phone did you use to shoot it?

Phoneto by Two Hep Cats July 17, 2011

Postaholic 

An attention-seeker who compulsively, addictively blogs or posts to a social networking site many times a day.

Sarah's a postaholic. Six, seven times a day she pathetically pukes out where she is, what she's eating, what she's watching on TV. Who gives a flying fork?

Postaholic by Two Hep Cats July 10, 2011

Overbooking 

Overposting on Facebook. An ego disorder leading people to believe their friends want to hear from them more than once or twice a week.

Dude, I'm totally progressive. But, when you Outrage-Post 19 political articles and videos in 3 hours--that's Overbooking!

Overbooking by Two Hep Cats April 13, 2011