TwiztedSnowman 's definitions

Dick Dandruff

Slang for crystal meth.

"Hey, you should call your buddy and see if he'll sell us some dick dandruff."

by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016

King Beat

The most efficient masturbator in the universe. Wins contests amongst friends jerking off. Climaxes multiple times rapidly and never goes soft until he wants to.

Who wants to go head to head with King Beat ?

by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016

pb blast

An act of masturbation involving peanut butter. Pb blasting with chunky peanut butter started with gay men who wanted that authentic feeling of being inside another mans asshole without the smell of feces, but eventually everyone began substituting sex with different kinds of peanut butter to satisfy their fantasies.

Fuck you then Carl! I’m going to get some skippy and do a pb blast if you don’t wash your asshole!

by TwiztedSnowman June 3, 2018

iowa pile driver

An act where you take a shit in someone else’s asshole.

Man I gotta take a shit! Bend over bitch I’m gonna give you an Iowa pile driver.

by TwiztedSnowman June 23, 2019

loadanchor

A coworker that always seeks out the easiest task. They will pawn off jobs on fellow coworkers if they see an easier task to do. If they cannot get out of doing a hard job, they will be in the shitter or hiding somewhere on site and remain ghosts until the hard work is done.

That new guy isn’t worth a dime! Fire that fucking loadanchor!

by TwiztedSnowman July 29, 2019

Megalodump

When you shit so fierce that you have to wipe your whole back because of the backsplash.

Damn it! I just took a megalodump and got covered in blue toilet water !

by TwiztedSnowman February 20, 2017

rusty eggs

The act of squeezing your balls tight and forcing entry into somebody’s butthole, then you pull them back out, and quickly drop your poopy bag in their mouth.

“Damn it Keith, wash your face after you eat rusty eggs I’m sick of you coming to work with Paul’s ballshit all over your face”.

by TwiztedSnowman December 27, 2019