Twiggy's definitions

hookers

A not-so-rare breed of female that is overtly loose between the legs. Much like dinosaurs, these creatures cannot see anything unless it moves.

Sometimes called "street t-rex"

"Shh, Lois, don't move. She won't see you if you don't move."

"Where'd you go?"

by Twiggy May 4, 2005

spatchulate

To use the kitchen utensil to please ones sexual needs

Lets just hope that spatchula dont rust off your luv juices !!!

by Twiggy August 3, 2004

eat you up

To lick &/or chew your pussy.

Crystal can I eat you up if you don't wanna fuck?

by twiggy June 18, 2006

giggleberry

Noun: testicles, nuts, balls, bits, jewels, nads, DNA factory, knackers, tonkers, bollocks, nutmegs, stones, huevos, cojones, valseuses, grapes, diamonds, cobblers, marbles, gonads, eggs, kintama, love blobs

My friend is in the hospital after getting smacked in the twig and giggleberries with a frying pan.

by Twiggy April 5, 2005

Mesa

The trashiest city in all of Arizona; a congregation point for bums and druggies alike. Comparable to Compton, CA, with a Mexican flare. Cigar shops and porn shops are plentiful, with a sufficient number of weird bus people milling about in the streets. Entrance to the city is noted by a pungent smell of stale ass. Street corners and the front of 7-11s are a substitute for employment agencies in Mesa, the city with the highest per capita amount of payday loan stores in the universe. Most popular jobs: auto thief, landscaper, house painter, drug dealer/cop.

A charming city, really.

"Mommy, why did God create Mesa?"

"To extinguish any notions about the good of humankind, dear."

by Twiggy April 14, 2005

OC

(adj.) Describing a man who lowers their personal reputation by watching a feminine soap opera like the OC.

That kid has gone OC on us, what a fag.

by twiggy May 13, 2005

priest

refer to molester for complete definition

Catholic priests love 9-year-old boys.

by Twiggy September 3, 2005