TurnM3Up's definitions

Okie Kush Club

The go to weed spot for all the OU tards. This place got that good shit and we already know how fond the folks down in Norman are when it comes to their tree. The only downside is that you need a med card to get kush from this place since Oklahoma only legalized medical marijuana (I'm sure Norman "Nick" has very interesting thoughts on this). The avetards have fucked this place up a few times when they've found a plug to buy them shit but if one of them just got their own med card then they'd be making daily trips to this joint.

The avetards get excited anytime they hear the Okie Kush Club mentioned because they know that's the best spot for weed and due to their constant craving for it, they're willing to go to any extent to find a plug who can go buy shit from the store.

by TurnM3Up November 8, 2020

avetard denial

When an avetard tries to deny something that is obviously true. This can apply to many topics, some of which include: weed addiction, chances with girls, or just being completely retarded. The mindset of an avetard basically tells them to deny any piece of information that they do not like or want to hear. By denying factual information, an avetard who is already behind the curve mentally, is putting themselves further behind curve. Anytime an avetard tries to deny something and gets real defensive in the process, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the information being true.

Ray Naker: Yo Norman "Nick", you keep smoking everyday bruh, you hella addicted bruh
Norman "Nick": Dude shut the fuck up, I can literally stop anytime, I do this because I have nothing else to do right now
Ray Naker: Ok avetard, I think you're in a state of avetard denial right now

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

T break

A tactic used by an avetard where they will lay off the weed for a week or so in order to reset their tolerance which will result in them getting a better high the next time they smoke. This is some real pothead shit so it isn't surprising to see all the niggas at The Ave doing this shit considering their lives are already on a downward trajectory and their weed addiction is the only reason they even wake up everyday. This tactic is most frequently used when an avetard goes home and either runs out of weed or doesn't have access to weed for a bit.

*Norman "Nick" is back home for break*
Norman "Nick": Shit, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make a dispo run for a cart until next week...
Norman "Nick": Fuck it, I'll just use this week as a T break to get a better high next time.

by TurnM3Up December 24, 2020

baby dab

Type of dab that is in theory smaller than a normal dab off the dab rig. But at The Ave, it's used as a manipulation tactic. Usually when an avetard refuses to take a dab at night, Froomie will usually convince them to take a dab by saying "Come on, baby dab, baby dab." An avetard will immediately agree and then once he is on the rig, froomie will mostly likely just give him a normal size dab. After that, the avetard usually comes back for another dab because he realizes how much he loves weed. This tactic combined with "don't be a bitch" is a deadly combo and has a 100% success rate.

Norman "Nick" was being a bitch the other night and didn't want to hop on the dab rig, but Froomie hit him with the "Come on, just a baby dab" and Henry hit him with the "don't be a bitch." As you'd expect, the avetard caved in and ended up out like a light.

by TurnM3Up May 9, 2020

dab pen

the second preferred device of an avetard that they will use to get high, just like the dab rig, they cannot handle this at all and will be extremely cooked, this device will also be supplied by froomie since he is the plug for anything weed related

Aye Froomie said we can use his dab pen today and take it to the party to get high

by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

white washed

A term that Norman “Nick” likes to throw on the Ray Naker, not sure why but he keeps trying to blast Ray for being white washed and showing that he has more culture than Ray

Norman “Nick”: Yo Ray, watch this tik tok and tell me how many bollywood songs you recognize, I bet you don’t get more than 2 you white washed fuck

by TurnM3Up May 1, 2020

avetard coffee table

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019