TurnM3Up's definitions

left turn

The tard ass left turn that a buddy of mine made on his way to get some action. The dude had just picked up the girl from her house and they were on their way to the park to "chill" until the girl said that she got hungry. My buddy knew he had to get her that medium fry because it would lead to the best results. The only problem is that this dude was in such a rush to get his that he made this retard ass left turn into McDonald's and completely cut traffic in process. That tard ass left turn didn't even pay off because he didn't even get no action later on LOL. This mf deadass basically risked his life making a left turn thinking he was gonna really get some and then only got used for free food💀💀💀💀💀

*Ray Naker and Henry following their buddy who thought he was gonna get some*
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf, tard left turn

by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020

avetard coffee table

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

baby dab

Type of dab that is in theory smaller than a normal dab off the dab rig. But at The Ave, it's used as a manipulation tactic. Usually when an avetard refuses to take a dab at night, Froomie will usually convince them to take a dab by saying "Come on, baby dab, baby dab." An avetard will immediately agree and then once he is on the rig, froomie will mostly likely just give him a normal size dab. After that, the avetard usually comes back for another dab because he realizes how much he loves weed. This tactic combined with "don't be a bitch" is a deadly combo and has a 100% success rate.

Norman "Nick" was being a bitch the other night and didn't want to hop on the dab rig, but Froomie hit him with the "Come on, just a baby dab" and Henry hit him with the "don't be a bitch." As you'd expect, the avetard caved in and ended up out like a light.

by TurnM3Up May 9, 2020

dab pen

the second preferred device of an avetard that they will use to get high, just like the dab rig, they cannot handle this at all and will be extremely cooked, this device will also be supplied by froomie since he is the plug for anything weed related

Aye Froomie said we can use his dab pen today and take it to the party to get high

by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

white washed

A term that Norman “Nick” likes to throw on the Ray Naker, not sure why but he keeps trying to blast Ray for being white washed and showing that he has more culture than Ray

Norman “Nick”: Yo Ray, watch this tik tok and tell me how many bollywood songs you recognize, I bet you don’t get more than 2 you white washed fuck

by TurnM3Up May 1, 2020

milk

A beverage that the parent of a certain avetard wants his son to consume everyday but his son is drinking everything except milk. Usually when the avetards have milk in the avetard fridge, it will end up extremely spoiled because nobody will touch it or throw it out. It will also stink up the whole fucking apartment and will leave a permanent stench.

I opened the avetard fridge to get some milk and it was so spoiled so I checked the expiration date and it had expired three months ago.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

tard fam tension

The tension that exists between all the tard fam members. This tension is very apparent when all the tard fam members are in the same setting. You will constantly see them taking jabs at each other and also trying to put the other ones down. The idea is similar to tard fam supremacy where each one wants to be the top dog which is why the tension exists in the first place. I don't know if the tension will ever subside but head butting that goes on is always hilarious to watch.

Mike Carlson: I'm projected to get a 30 on my ACT.
Norman "Nick": Stfu, you'll probably get like a 22.
Mike Carlson: I think you're just jealous that I'll get a higher score than you.
Norman "Nick": You're actually a dumbass, 22 is a best case for you.
Mike Carlson: Oh well, still higher than York.
Ray Naker: Damn, the tard fam tension is real

by TurnM3Up December 28, 2020