TurnM3Up's definitions

tard fam delusion

The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.

*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

sucking dick

What all OU girls absolutely love to do. Those bitches throw neck on any nigga and love the taste of cum. All you have to do to get some is just ask, but I advise you not to do that unless you want an STD.

Bro, last night I saw two OU girls sucking dick on the same dude, holy fuck these bitches are hoes.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Tard Motel

Motel located on Classen Blvd in Norman. Shitty ass motel filled with ou tards that you should never go to because it has tard DNA. This motel also seems ghetto asf and just looks like trash.

I stayed at Tard Motel once and it was so bad, there were dead bugs and blood stains everywhere.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

avetard couch

The place where an avetard sits while taking a dab. This couch has gone through a lot and seen hella wild ass shit. The primary purpose of the couch is to serve as a "resting spot" after niggas are done with the dab rig and are out like a light. Just know that anytime you hear the words "have a seat" from someone wanting to talk, you're gonna find yourself involved in a dumbass conversation. I should also mention that two of the cushions are permanently flattened from when the mexican elephants took a seat on them that one night.

One night when the avetards were high as shit and fucking with Henry's axe, they accidentally cut a slit on one of the couch cushions. This was described as an "accident" but knowing how horny some of these dudes are, it wouldn't surprise me if the slit on the avetard couch was made intentionally so it could serve another purpose too.

by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020

Lifted Smoke & Vape

One of the infinite vape shops made for OU tards. The location of this place is very convenient because it is located on Campus Corner so you could get hella fucked up first and then start fiending nic and pull up to this hoe. The nigga who runs this place is a straight hoodrat and just smokes the whole time. You walk into this place and it just screams ghetto, mainly because of the dude who runs this place. You know this place got heat tho because the nigga just chills in the back and hits his bong the whole time.

We were all at Campus Corner on Saturday night and were craving nic so we went to Lifted Smoke & Vape and copped some Puff Bars and also got a bong because the dude working there put us on.

by TurnM3Up December 15, 2020

axe

The preferred "tool" that an avetard likes to use to break open the door when they lock themselves out. The axe belongs to Henry and will be used to hit the door, damage it, and eventually open the door, but this avetard does not realize that he will have to pay for the damages to the door at the end of the year

I got locked out of my room again so I used Henry's axe to break open my door and now the door is covered in axe beatings.

by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

fake ID

A fake identification card that shows you are atleast 21 years old. This item is in possession of every OU tard that is under the age 21 because all those dudes do is go to campus corner every night and get fucked up because they are completely useless on the academic side of things. It also easy to use a fake ID in Norman because all the people who are checking are also OU tards so they have absolutely no idea no matter how obvious it is.

Yo, my fake ID came in the other day and the dude in the picture is black and I'm white but I think I should still be fine and it should work. Let's go to campus corner.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019