TurnM3Up's definitions

tard fam supremacy

The feeling of supremacy that all tard fam members feel when interacting with another fellow member of tard fam. All the tard fam members know that they're dumb as hell so whenever they interact with another member of the fam, they realize that it is their opportunity to feel superior for once. They will each try to assert dominance by constantly putting the other one down and also telling them to "stfu" while also referring to the them as a "retard." The reality is that all tard fam members are retards and for some reason, their tard fam delusion kicks in and makes them think that they're better than the other tard fam members even though all of them are on the same tier of tards.

*Norman "Nick" talking to his tard fam cousin York and both are exhibiting tard fam supremacy*
Norman "Nick": Dude York, you're such a dumbass, literally everyone else knows what I'm saying except you
York: Dude stfu, I'll beat the shit out of you one day
Norman "Nick": I think you actually might be retarded

by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020

hoe into a housewife

Norman "Nick"'s ideology that he can turn a hoe into a housewife. This is a damn near impossible transformation to make considering the type of girls that are found at the University of Okla(HOE)ma. These OU girls are a different type of hoe, due to this, it is highly likely that she will be a hoe even at age 60 because they crave dick more than anything else in the world.

"I can turn a hoe into a housewife, bitch"-Norman "Nick"

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

tard fam delusion

The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.

*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

avetard ETA

An estimated time of arrival according to an avetard. This time should always be multiplied by 10 whenever you hear it from an avetard's mouth because an avetard is very slow and just operates at a very slow pace. You should be prepared to wait for an eternity if you are expecting an avetard to come through on time and you should also be examined for a mental disability because you actually thought an avetard would be on time.

**playing 2k, about to run rec**
Norman "Nick": Yo, dabs before rec?
Noah and Henry: Yea bet
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, y'all gonna take forever, how long?
Henry: Dude chill, it's gonna be less than 5 minutes
Ray Naker: Bruh, hurry tf up
**the avetards go downstairs to take dabs**
**20 mins later**
Noah: Ight we back, let's run it
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, it's been 20 minutes, I should've known better than to trust a fucking avetard ETA
Norman "Nick"(baked out of his mind): Dude shut the fuck up, you have nothing better to do, quit fucking bitching all the time idiot

by TurnM3Up August 4, 2020

horns down

A gay ass hand sign that an OU tard does to try to put down the University of Texas. They are trying to disrespect UT and always have their name in their mouth despite UT not doing anything wrong to them. OU tards are classless and have zero respect for anyone even though UT has always been the superior college and will continue to be for the foreseeable future.

Oklahoma plays Iowa State today but these OU tards will still flash the horns down sign if the camera ends up on them because they always have Texas' name in their mouth.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

snack stash

An avetard has his very own stash of snack purely for when he is out like a light. He knows he will get the MF munchies so he is sure to have a bunch of snacks ready to go for those situations. This stash of snacks is full up straight junk food and the avetards will also sell their snacks to each other to try to make a quick buck.

Norman "Nick" hit the MF dab rig and had the munchies hit soon after so he decided to go to his snack stash and eat 9 packs of sour patch kids.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

avetard bathroom

NEVER GO INTO THE BATHROOM ON THE FIRST FLOOR AT THE AVE! This is the bathroom where niggas who can't hang will go throw up and make a huge ass disgusting mess before passing out. Once the bathroom is covered in vomit, an elephant will go in the bathroom and throw neck. This will lead to person receiving neck, also vomiting. Basically, it's normal avetard shit but it's just taking place in the bathroom.

Bruh, they went into the avetard bathroom to fuck, but the bathroom is covered in vomit and smells disgusting.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019