TurnM3Up's definitions

tard fam horniness

The idea that the horny gene found in tard fam members is insanely potent. At times, that horny gene will just completely take over one of the members and make them do things that you can't even think of. Some of the shit that these niggas be doing when they horny just makes you ask yourself: "how horny do you have to be?" A big part of the high horniness level is due to Norman "Nick" and York being overly obsessed with females and getting instant boners at the thought of pussy. Mike Carlson is also obsessed with females but doesn't expose himself as much as the other two.

*York during prime horny hours*
*sees a tweet from a bitch with HUGE tits: "I need a hug"*
*York responds to tweet: "I can give good hugs :)"*

Okay, York…I see that tard fam horniness kicking in
(btw, I had many examples to choose from, this one just happens to be the most recent one)

by TurnM3Up December 17, 2020

tard fam financial literacy

Idea that tard fam has zero financial literacy. It starts with York who blows his entire paycheck every week whether it's $1K on a PS5, $500 on a monitor, or $300 on a pair of shoes. He's always making a big ass purchase and gives no fucks about the price. Norman "Nick" has the belief that he has a baller mindset but in reality he has no financial literacy like the other tards in his fam. He's always trying to make an expensive ass purchase to put himself on top and he ain't checking the tag twice. Back in the day, Norman "Nick" used to get a stack of $20 bills before he'd go hang with his buds and that entire stack would be gone in a few days. Whether it's dropping an insane amount on weed or buying useless ass shit, Norman "Nick" is always making a "baller purchase" in his mind. You could say that he lives by this Ariana Grande lyric: "I want it, I got it." Mike Carlson thinks he's a millionaire with his minimum wage ass job and his bum shoe flipping business. He buys 3 expensive shoes at once to resell them but his shoe business is doodoo so he can only flip a pair like every 8 months and he genuinely has this belief that he's cashing out. If you're in a situation where you have a briefcase of money and need to hide it, don't give it to a tard fam member because they'll open it and blow it all within a week and not give a damn. All of these dudes think they're all about money but in reality none of these niggas actually know what to do with money.

*Prime example of tard fam financial literacy*
Shea: Yo, you want to buy this box mod from me?
Norman "Nick":Uh yea, how much?
Shea: $60 for the box mod and I'll throw in the vape juice bottle for another $40
Norman "Nick": So $100, okay I'll do that
*Shea actually sold Norman "Nick" a broken box mod and within a week after the sale the box mod was completely fucked up*

by TurnM3Up December 21, 2020

phone sex

The method of having sex virtually when you can’t go link with your bitch in person. Y'all just have sex over FaceTime and get freaky over the phone and just use your imagination a little bit to make it seem like you are having actual sex. This shit usually works best when the dude is jerking his shit while the bitch is rubbing her shit. Shit, I know dudes who could get horny enough to try and stick their dicks into the charger port of their phones but that's for another day. There's some tards who will try to argue that partaking in phone sex is enough to classify as losing your virginity but those dudes are on crack. This definition will play a very key role in a later definition known as “160”

Damn my bitch lives in Oregon and I live in the broke ass state of Missouri, I really wanna have sex with her but I'm gonna have to do it through phone sex and I'm excited because I'll lose my virginity too.

by TurnM3Up December 23, 2020

I know a few

A favorite quote of Ray Naker when he hears a third party bring up a certain experience, event, or situation that someone he knows has also experienced. This quote is usually dropped with malicious intent and is intended to point out the negative actions of some coons that Ray has encountered in his lifetime.

Armando: Y'all see the news tonight, there was a dude who just got arrested for raping a minor.
Ray Naker: Shiii, I know a few...
Armando: Put a name on it.
Ray Naker: Nah, we not gonna do em like that.

by TurnM3Up December 23, 2020

T break

A tactic used by an avetard where they will lay off the weed for a week or so in order to reset their tolerance which will result in them getting a better high the next time they smoke. This is some real pothead shit so it isn't surprising to see all the niggas at The Ave doing this shit considering their lives are already on a downward trajectory and their weed addiction is the only reason they even wake up everyday. This tactic is most frequently used when an avetard goes home and either runs out of weed or doesn't have access to weed for a bit.

*Norman "Nick" is back home for break*
Norman "Nick": Shit, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make a dispo run for a cart until next week...
Norman "Nick": Fuck it, I'll just use this week as a T break to get a better high next time.

by TurnM3Up December 24, 2020

Norman Nick response rate

The amount of time it takes for Norman "Nick" to respond to someone. During verbal conversations, you may ask Norman "Nick" a question or ask for his opinion, usually Norman "Nick" will take a minimum of 30 seconds to respond and sometimes you will be looking for an answer for upwards of a minute. We like to refer to this downtime as Norman "Nick" processing and thinking. If you thought that it might be easier to talk to him over text, you better think again. If you text Norman "Nick", you should be prepared to wait at least a few hours for a response and tbh consider yourself lucky if you get a response at all. It's not like he's busy or anything either, he'll see your message pretty quickly and just come to the conclusion that you don't deserve a timely response.

Ray Naker: Yo slime, you lay pipe when you were in Texas?
*15 seconds later*
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you there? You lay pipe?
*20 seconds later*
Ray Naker: Yo, he might be thinking
*10 seconds later*
Norman "Nick" : Yes
Henry: Shi, that's that Norman Nick response rate
Norman "Nick" : Wtf do you mean, I didn't know what to say

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021

tard gene

The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.

Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021