TurnM3Up's definitions

avetard kitchen

The BIGGEST SHITHOLE at The Ave, if you think the other places are bad, you're in for a show on this one. The kitchen is absolute mess that is just littered with all sorts of trash and doesn't even include the avetard sink and the avetard trash can, both of which that are SO MUCH MORE WORSE. The kitchen has food all over the place and don't even get me started on the perishable food. It is living hell in the avetard kitchen.

I went into the avetard kitchen to try and find some food to eat but it smelled like rotten food everywhere and then when I opened the food containers, everything was spoiled and had mold growing.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Ceedee Lamb

A pretty cold wide receiver and a fellow avetard because he lived at The Ave while at OU.

I saw the Ceedee Lamb in the computer lab of The Ave and I didn't even realize it was him until I left the lab.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

P.I.G.

H-O-R-S-E like game that is played on the avetard minihoop in which Norman "Nick" takes a lot of L's. Usually played after using the dab rig.

We all took rips off the dab rig last night and then played a lit ass game of P.I.G. while cooked.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

stutt

a nickname for anyone who stutters a lot

aye stutt just stop talking

by TurnM3Up November 20, 2019

TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop

The go to spot in Norman for an avetard nic run. This place helps feed the nic addiction for all the OU tards due to its convenient location near campus. When you walk into the store, you will be greeted by a huge ass fish tank that hasn't been cleaned since the last time OU football won a natty. For some reason the owner of the shop wants to put his hand in that dirty ass fish tank and harass the fish even though he thinks he's petting them. All love to the owner tho because that nigga never IDs and that makes it easy to go in and get whatever you need from the store's wide variety.

I went to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop to cop some nic and when I walked in, I'm pretty sure the owner was trying to fuck his fish but I just minded my business and grabbed what I needed and got the fuck out.

by TurnM3Up November 6, 2020

don't be a bitch

Phrase used by an avetard to get another mentally weak avetard to cave in and do some dumb tard shit. This phrase works so well because all avetards are mentally weak as shit and can't deal with jack shit. An avetard also doesn't want to be known as a bitch even though that's exactly what he is no matter what.

"Dude come take rip off the dab rig"
"Nah not tonight"
"Dude come on, "don't be a bitch""
"Ok fine, just a baby dab"

by TurnM3Up December 3, 2019

avetard fish

The pet fish that an avetard owns at The Ave Apartments. The avetard will think the fish is badass because it has "shark" in the name but in reality it's just a normal ass carp. This fish will most likely die within a month after coming to The Ave because an avetard can barely take care of himself so there will be no way he can take care of a damn fish. An avetard will also attempt to get this pet fish high by hoping the fish will be able to secondhand from a dab rig.

**UPDATE**: Avetard fish dead

Those damn avetards are trying to get their damn avetard fish high again, that thing is definitely is gonna end up dying in a week.

by TurnM3Up December 30, 2019