Definitions by TurnM3Up
caltard
Basically the same thing as avetard and cottard but these people reside at the Callaway Apartments in Norman. These people are dumber than a rock and just as useless as avetards. Most of them also go to the University of Oklahoma which also makes them an OU tard.
designated driver
The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.
Shit, we all baked but froomie said he can be designated driver even though he's baked as fuck and drive us to food.
designated driver by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
cici's
The preferred place that an avetard likes to pull up to when he gets the munchies. Usually an avetard will take mad rips off the dab rig before coming here and then eat all of cici's damn food. Froomie happens to be a regular here so the mexican lady at the front counter flips when she sees him because she knows that him and gang are gonna demolish the place.
perishable food
FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.
Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.
perishable food by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
the work
It's like the first slice on a loaf of bread....nobody wants it. If you receive the work, you will definitely be fucked up after because you aint experienced anything like it before.
wumbo
nickname for girl that is your first option to fuck; common term tossed around at the University of Oklahoma
train
An activity usually involving multiple males and one female. The males usually take turns fucking the female and just then switch off after they get their nut in. An avetard gets extremely horny all the time and always thinking of this activity with any female he sees.