TurnM3Up's definitions

FOMO

Fear of missing out. This is a very common term thrown at one specific avetard, this nigga has the biggest fear of missing out, causing him to literally drive 5 hours at a random point in time just to avoid missing out on something. "Oh shit, what if they do something super lit and I'm not there." And to whoever took this shit down, FUCK YOU

Lol, Norman "Nick" got a case of FOMO and literally made a decision to drive 5 hours at 8 pm.

by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020

tard fam guarantee

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.

Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.

by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020

tard fam delusion

The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.

*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

The 95%

The idea that 95% of all the women in the world are worth fucking. This 95% includes all sorts of girls from super bad to kinda ugly but not really (if that makes sense, it makes sense in my mind). Something that many people don't understand is that just because a certain girl isn't their first option to fuck, that doesn't exclude her from the 95. If we consider all the women in the world, then 95% of their population is nearly everyone and I’m just trying to get this nut in real quick. At the end of the day, the only thing that really matters is getting pussy.

Henry: Aye Ray, you see that girl over there, you laying the pipe?
Ray Naker: Shiiiii she ain't bad but she ain't ugly either, she a part of the 95%, so yea...I'm fucking

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

LSN bathroom

The place where all the wild ass shit goes down. There are many WILD stories about the LSN bathroom but for right now we'll only stick to one. This is the place where a urinal was stolen from a high school bathroom. Now I know you might have a few questions regarding how it happened...unfortunately I can't answer those questions because I don't know the answers to them myself, but all I do know is that it did happen. I'm sure LSN was fucking pissed and was wondering why tf one of their tard ass fucks decided to steal a urinal but it's probably their fault because they didn't properly install the urinal so it was able to be ripped out and finessed. The boys bathroom will always be wild and the shit that happens in there can never be topped...

Student 1: Yo did you know it was Mike Carlson who stole the urinal from the bathroom?
Student 2: No way wtf the LSN bathroom is wild, how??!!!! Wait, isn't that the dude with a tard ass uncle too?
Student 1: Yea dude, he just took it and walked out of the building, and yea, he does have a tard ass uncle

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

hand out work

When you hear this phrase, it means drop everything you're doing because we about to start the prank calls and the MF work is about to given out to anyone and everyone. Prank calls are usually the move for capping off the night. We roll out our best two callers, Henry and Shea, and then we also have York but he's just a filler, you don't really want him running the show....then again you never really want a tard fam member running anything. You know it's about to get epic when the niggas on the other end start yelling because at that point they're just asking for it. Once we get into a back and forth, you already know we coming out on top.

Ray Naker: Aye Henry, it's that time of the day, you trying to hand out work?
Henry: Shiii, bet, let me take a dab real quick first

by TurnM3Up July 26, 2020

tuncle

An uncle who also happens to be an absolute tard. Mike Carlson happens to have two of these since he is in tard fam and "looks up" to York and Norman "Nick" as uncles. These types of uncles will also think they are very responsible and idols but in reality their nephews and nieces want to stay as far away from them as possible especially since most of the time, these types of uncles have had a questionable past. If anything, someone needs to be assigned to take care of this tard uncle since he isn't capable of taking care of himself and for sure not others.

Don't ever leave Brittany with tuncle because Mike Carlson has made it clear that his sister does not need to be anywhere around her weird uncle and he's told her to always call him to come pick her up if she's stuck with tuncle.

by TurnM3Up July 27, 2020