Alternate name for tard fam. Since all of the tard fam members also happen to be clowns this is a fitting nickname. Each one of them wakes up wearing a clown mask every morning (or afternoon, since some of them don't wake up until 3 PM) and lives up to it by constantly doing clown shit. The clown shit includes things such as capping to cover up the truth, making retarded decisions and just doing full on tard shit in general. If all of the tard fam members lived together, an ideal home would be the circus since it would serve as a natural habitat.
York recently copped the PS5 and claimed he got it for it $450. The reality of the situation is that our buddy York thought the rest of us wouldn't find out that he actually dropped a rack on that shit. Since he did that cap shit, he lived up to the clown fam title since he still had to put on the clown mask at the end of the day.
by TurnM3Up December 16, 2020
One of the infinite vape shops made for OU tards. The location of this place is very convenient because it is located on Campus Corner so you could get hella fucked up first and then start fiending nic and pull up to this hoe. The nigga who runs this place is a straight hoodrat and just smokes the whole time. You walk into this place and it just screams ghetto, mainly because of the dude who runs this place. You know this place got heat tho because the nigga just chills in the back and hits his bong the whole time.
We were all at Campus Corner on Saturday night and were craving nic so we went to Lifted Smoke & Vape and copped some Puff Bars and also got a bong because the dude working there put us on.
by TurnM3Up December 15, 2020
Another name for OU; the University of Oklahoma, this university has been developing a reputation for producing idiot ass students known as an OU tard. An avetard also goes to school here and thinks the football team is gonna win the natty every year even though they suck ass.
by TurnM3Up November 18, 2019
An uncle who also happens to be an absolute tard. Mike Carlson happens to have two of these since he is in tard fam and "looks up" to York and Norman "Nick" as uncles. These types of uncles will also think they are very responsible and idols but in reality their nephews and nieces want to stay as far away from them as possible especially since most of the time, these types of uncles have had a questionable past. If anything, someone needs to be assigned to take care of this tard uncle since he isn't capable of taking care of himself and for sure not others.
Don't ever leave Brittany with tuncle because Mike Carlson has made it clear that his sister does not need to be anywhere around her weird uncle and he's told her to always call him to come pick her up if she's stuck with tuncle.
by TurnM3Up July 27, 2020
A tactic used by an avetard where they will lay off the weed for a week or so in order to reset their tolerance which will result in them getting a better high the next time they smoke. This is some real pothead shit so it isn't surprising to see all the niggas at The Ave doing this shit considering their lives are already on a downward trajectory and their weed addiction is the only reason they even wake up everyday. This tactic is most frequently used when an avetard goes home and either runs out of weed or doesn't have access to weed for a bit.
*Norman "Nick" is back home for break*
Norman "Nick": Shit, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make a dispo run for a cart until next week...
Norman "Nick": Fuck it, I'll just use this week as a T break to get a better high next time.
Norman "Nick": Shit, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make a dispo run for a cart until next week...
Norman "Nick": Fuck it, I'll just use this week as a T break to get a better high next time.
by TurnM3Up December 24, 2020
The house where all the avetards reside aka The Ave. This is the home of all things avetard related such as the avetard coffee table, avetard sink, avetard bathroom, etc. The number one thing that you'll find here is weed, weed and more weed as all the avetards are complete weed fiends and can't go a day without it. On certain nights, you will also find the entire city of Norman posted here and make you feel like you're at the circus with all the clowns that you'll see around you. I do not recommend spending a lot of time at the house or you might catch "The Tard."
I walked into the avetard house for the first time when I went to go visit the avetards and the first thing I saw besides the dab rig was an infinite amount of trash all over the place and all of the dudes were still asleep and the avetard door was just unlocked.
by TurnM3Up July 03, 2020
NEVER GO INTO THE BATHROOM ON THE FIRST FLOOR AT THE AVE! This is the bathroom where niggas who can't hang will go throw up and make a huge ass disgusting mess before passing out. Once the bathroom is covered in vomit, an elephant will go in the bathroom and throw neck. This will lead to person receiving neck, also vomiting. Basically, it's normal avetard shit but it's just taking place in the bathroom.
Bruh, they went into the avetard bathroom to fuck, but the bathroom is covered in vomit and smells disgusting.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019