TurnM3Up's definitions

Lowe's

A codeword an OU tard will use when he wants to go smoke. This codeword was developed by the avetards when they started fucking with weed heavy and got the urge to smoke every night. The "Lowe's" codeword does not indicate the spot but rather just the idea of smoking. Although, the smoke sesh can occur anywhere, most sessions occur at the avetard house. Every once in a while, a cottard will also be hosting a sesh at their shit. Whenever they mention "pipe" and "Lowe's" in the same sentence, just know they ain't talking about no PVC pipe.

Froomie: Yo, y'all tryna go on a Lowe's run, I got bud and also copped a new pipe.

by TurnM3Up December 16, 2020

waking up

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.

It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.

by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

tard effect

The idea that when one enrolls to the University of Oklahoma, they will start acting extremely stupid and unintelligent regardless of how intelligent they were in the past. It's most likely the Norman water but it could just be the environment at OU. Discovered by world renowned philosopher, Dr Naik.

Yea, Henry, Nick, and Neal all went to OU and now they all act like straight up dumbasses, I think it's the tard effect.

by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019

avetard backyard

The backyard of the Avetards at The Ave. If you go out back, you can for sure find a shit ton of trash just sitting on the porch and bunch of dog shit in the lawn out back. The trash on the porch can consist of fast food, juul pods, and the trash bag with all the trash from inside that they just throw out back.

I entered The Ave from the Avetard backyard but that shit was impossible because there was dog shit and trash everywhere.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

tard fam delusion

The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.

*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

horns down

A gay ass hand sign that an OU tard does to try to put down the University of Texas. They are trying to disrespect UT and always have their name in their mouth despite UT not doing anything wrong to them. OU tards are classless and have zero respect for anyone even though UT has always been the superior college and will continue to be for the foreseeable future.

Oklahoma plays Iowa State today but these OU tards will still flash the horns down sign if the camera ends up on them because they always have Texas' name in their mouth.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

avetard ETA

An estimated time of arrival according to an avetard. This time should always be multiplied by 10 whenever you hear it from an avetard's mouth because an avetard is very slow and just operates at a very slow pace. You should be prepared to wait for an eternity if you are expecting an avetard to come through on time and you should also be examined for a mental disability because you actually thought an avetard would be on time.

**playing 2k, about to run rec**
Norman "Nick": Yo, dabs before rec?
Noah and Henry: Yea bet
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, y'all gonna take forever, how long?
Henry: Dude chill, it's gonna be less than 5 minutes
Ray Naker: Bruh, hurry tf up
**the avetards go downstairs to take dabs**
**20 mins later**
Noah: Ight we back, let's run it
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, it's been 20 minutes, I should've known better than to trust a fucking avetard ETA
Norman "Nick"(baked out of his mind): Dude shut the fuck up, you have nothing better to do, quit fucking bitching all the time idiot

by TurnM3Up August 4, 2020