TurnM3Up's definitions

T break

A tactic used by an avetard where they will lay off the weed for a week or so in order to reset their tolerance which will result in them getting a better high the next time they smoke. This is some real pothead shit so it isn't surprising to see all the niggas at The Ave doing this shit considering their lives are already on a downward trajectory and their weed addiction is the only reason they even wake up everyday. This tactic is most frequently used when an avetard goes home and either runs out of weed or doesn't have access to weed for a bit.

*Norman "Nick" is back home for break*
Norman "Nick": Shit, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make a dispo run for a cart until next week...
Norman "Nick": Fuck it, I'll just use this week as a T break to get a better high next time.

by TurnM3Up December 24, 2020

University of Alabama-Birmingham

University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.

I attended the University of Alabama-Birmingham and I was so happy I did because I met my wife there and she happened to be my second cousin, I've always heard of wincest but I didn't realize how amazing it was until I fucked my second cousin (now wife) and her sister at the same time.

by TurnM3Up November 8, 2020

Okie Kush Club

The go to weed spot for all the OU tards. This place got that good shit and we already know how fond the folks down in Norman are when it comes to their tree. The only downside is that you need a med card to get kush from this place since Oklahoma only legalized medical marijuana (I'm sure Norman "Nick" has very interesting thoughts on this). The avetards have fucked this place up a few times when they've found a plug to buy them shit but if one of them just got their own med card then they'd be making daily trips to this joint.

The avetards get excited anytime they hear the Okie Kush Club mentioned because they know that's the best spot for weed and due to their constant craving for it, they're willing to go to any extent to find a plug who can go buy shit from the store.

by TurnM3Up November 8, 2020

fight night

The night when Norman "Nick" decided he was done with all of Aaron's bullshit and decided to put his ass on hush mode. He shut his ass up by giving him that quick 2 piece and I ain't talking about the 2 piece that you order at Popeyes. Norman "Nick" had Aaron stumbling and falling back and you already know Henry got that shit on video, I wish I could post that video on here because that shit was wayyyy toooo fireeeeee. The lion broke out of its cage that night, and let me tell you, you want no smoke with the uncaged lion.

Aaron thought it would be hilarious to put sticky notes all over Norman "Nick"'s car but Norman "Nick" didn't find it funny and Aaron definitely didn't find it funny anymore when he caught that right hook to his head. Fight night was HYPE!

by TurnM3Up November 9, 2020

Velocity Vapor

Another go to nic spot for OU tards. This place is HELLA slept on because not enough people know about it even though it is BY FAR the BEST nic spot in Norman. The inside of this place looks clean af, as soon as you walk in, you'll see a big ass fish tank (which apparently happens to be a common theme among nic spots in Norman) and you'll see a lounge area with a straight up vape bar. This place is definitely the spot and also happens to have the best prices in town.

I went to Velocity Vapor the other night and I thought I was gonna be in and out of that hoe but I was surprisingly the only there so the owner invited me to play pool with him at the pool table so I spent over an hour there just playing pool and blowing PHAT clouds.

by TurnM3Up November 9, 2020

OU

Stands for The University of Oklahoma aka TardU. This college sucks cock and so do all the girls that go here. Nobody that goes here has an academic ability or overall ability in life. The only thing the students are good at is smoking weed and sleeping. Don't let your girl go here or she gonna be known as the University's girl because everyone is gonna have open access to her. Overall, it's a shitty ass university and everyone here has no future.

Norman "Nick" goes to OU, that means he'll be dropping out in a few years as a pothead and just end up being a crackhead.

by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020

tard fam supremacy

The feeling of supremacy that all tard fam members feel when interacting with another fellow member of tard fam. All the tard fam members know that they're dumb as hell so whenever they interact with another member of the fam, they realize that it is their opportunity to feel superior for once. They will each try to assert dominance by constantly putting the other one down and also telling them to "stfu" while also referring to the them as a "retard." The reality is that all tard fam members are retards and for some reason, their tard fam delusion kicks in and makes them think that they're better than the other tard fam members even though all of them are on the same tier of tards.

*Norman "Nick" talking to his tard fam cousin York and both are exhibiting tard fam supremacy*
Norman "Nick": Dude York, you're such a dumbass, literally everyone else knows what I'm saying except you
York: Dude stfu, I'll beat the shit out of you one day
Norman "Nick": I think you actually might be retarded

by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020