TurnM3Up's definitions

tard fam awareness

The idea that all tard fam members have a very low awareness level. This includes both mental awareness and physical awareness. Considering what we already know about tard fam, this is not surprising at all since we know for a fact that their brains aren't functional. You could literally light their ass on fire and they wouldn't know. These dudes don't know shit and at this point, I don't even know what's going on in their brains. The problem in my opinion is that their brain is still working on a thought from 5 years ago so they are unable to focus on the present thought and therefore aren't aware of shit.

*everyone openly clowning and gassing York*
York: Wait what, what are you guys talking about?
Mike Carlson: Lol, sped ass bitch
York: What the fuck are you saying?
Armando: Lol, tard fam awareness

by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020

University of Oklahoma

A university located in Norman, OK. This university consists of the stupidest and most illiterate people you will ever meet. Everyone here has a twelve foot metal rod stuck up their ass. The girls here are straight hoes and will sleep with any guy, the boys here think they are hot shit and are wannabe fuck boys. If you ever walked into a class at OU, the class will most likely be empty because everyone skips class everyday since they are lazy and unmotivated and prefer to smoke weed all day. If you ever meet someone who attended this university, just call them an OU tard.

A person I was interviewing for a job had a resume that said they went to the University of Oklahoma, I told them to get the fuck out of my office and never come back.

by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

FOMO

A disorder that Norman "Nick" suffers from. He cannot miss out on anything or it will just continuously eat at him forever. He will try to go to any extent to ensure that he does not miss out on anything because he doesn't want to be the one person who wasn't there.

Norman "Nick" initially said he wasn't gonna come to LFK last weekend but after his roommates left, he got hit with mad FOMO and decided to say "F my chem test" and just leave at 8 pm that same night to not miss out.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

avetard plates

Plates that have been in the avetard sink way too long and and have developed mold due to being unwashed for weeks. When this happens, one of the avetards will just throw the bitch out of because the shit looks embarassing and they don't want to deal with that shit anymore.

Yo bruh, I found the avetard plates in the avetard sink and they looked fucking gross so I just threw them out in the avetard trash can.

by TurnM3Up May 4, 2020

wax

Weed product that is needed for the dab rig. An avetard is obsessed with this because he knows he will enable him to hit the rig. Once an avetard obtains wax, the boys will most likely use that shit up within 3 days and will need to get more.

Norman "Nick"'s pothead ass bought $200 worth of fucking wax and locked it up in his room and then he would sell dabs to the rest of the avetards if they wanted to use his wax.

by TurnM3Up May 4, 2020

Elephant

A random unknown mexican bitch who shows up to The Ave just to go throw neck in the avetard bathroom.

Bruh the fucking elephant gave that nigga head in the bathroom and nobody even knows who she is.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

can't hang

How to describe an ou tard after they drink or smoke. These niggas cannot contain themselves at all after consuming anything that has the potential to fuck them up. Most likely an ou tard will either vomit or just pass out, they are always out like a light.

I challenged an ou tard to match me on the dab rig but he was out like a light after just one dab, these dudes can't hang.

by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019