TurnM3Up's definitions

sucking dick

What all OU girls absolutely love to do. Those bitches throw neck on any nigga and love the taste of cum. All you have to do to get some is just ask, but I advise you not to do that unless you want an STD.

Bro, last night I saw two OU girls sucking dick on the same dude, holy fuck these bitches are hoes.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

dab rig

the preferred device that an avetard uses to get high, take a few hits of this and you will be out like a light and will also result in munchies in which case you might end up eating 3 week old rotten beans. The dab rig will usually be provided by froomie

Froomie gave me his dab rig and I took 5 hits and I got an insane case of the munchies

by TurnM3Up November 8, 2019

vomit

A common thing that an OU tard will do after a night of drinking. These niggas can't hang for shit and will usually make a huge ass mess in the bathroom in which they throw up.

Dude, I'm fucked up, I'm bout to go vomit in the avetard bathroom.

by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019

the work

It's like the first slice on a loaf of bread....nobody wants it. If you receive the work, you will definitely be fucked up after because you aint experienced anything like it before.

Sam said he wanted the work, so I gave him the cooking of a life time.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

tard fam guarantee

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.

Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.

by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020

snack stash

An avetard has his very own stash of snack purely for when he is out like a light. He knows he will get the MF munchies so he is sure to have a bunch of snacks ready to go for those situations. This stash of snacks is full up straight junk food and the avetards will also sell their snacks to each other to try to make a quick buck.

Norman "Nick" hit the MF dab rig and had the munchies hit soon after so he decided to go to his snack stash and eat 9 packs of sour patch kids.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

tard fam supremacy

The feeling of supremacy that all tard fam members feel when interacting with another fellow member of tard fam. All the tard fam members know that they're dumb as hell so whenever they interact with another member of the fam, they realize that it is their opportunity to feel superior for once. They will each try to assert dominance by constantly putting the other one down and also telling them to "stfu" while also referring to the them as a "retard." The reality is that all tard fam members are retards and for some reason, their tard fam delusion kicks in and makes them think that they're better than the other tard fam members even though all of them are on the same tier of tards.

*Norman "Nick" talking to his tard fam cousin York and both are exhibiting tard fam supremacy*
Norman "Nick": Dude York, you're such a dumbass, literally everyone else knows what I'm saying except you
York: Dude stfu, I'll beat the shit out of you one day
Norman "Nick": I think you actually might be retarded

by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020