Definitions by TurnM3Up

waking up 

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.

It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.

waking up by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

Norman "Nick" 

the BIGGEST avetard and ou tard there is. This term can be applied to anyone who is a straight up fag and and just absolutely useless as shit. Also use if they think they are hot shit in life but will never be successful at anything and just be a straight pothead. Also hides their own insecurities by trying to put down others and fails...(btw "Nick" is a nickname for N****)

Yo that dude is so stupid and faggy, might as well call him "Norman "Nick"".

Norman "Nick" by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

tard effect 

The idea that when one enrolls to the University of Oklahoma, they will start acting extremely stupid and unintelligent regardless of how intelligent they were in the past. It's most likely the Norman water but it could just be the environment at OU. Discovered by world renowned philosopher, Dr Naik.

Yea, Henry, Nick, and Neal all went to OU and now they all act like straight up dumbasses, I think it's the tard effect.

tard effect by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019

tard DNA 

Similar to #oudna and still applies to all OU students. It is the idea that anyone who is associated with the University of Oklahoma is completely stupid and and always acts like a dumbass 24/7.

Yea, Noah from OU is always skipping class and acting stupid, that's that tard DNA right there.

tard DNA by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019

intelligence

a very valuable cognitive trait that an avetard and ou tard completely lacks and will never possess

An avetard has no intelligence.

intelligence by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019

ok avetard 

Similar to "ok boomer" but you should say this to an avetard when he says something stupid or something you just don't agree with because an avetard is never right.

Avetard: "Hey, OU is gonna win a natty this season in football"
Me (an intellectual): "ok avetard"

ok avetard by TurnM3Up November 13, 2019

avetard logic 

To do something that makes absolutely zero fucking sense. This logic will be the stupidest thing you've ever heard and will be bound to go wrong in every way possible. This logic is most commonly used by an avetard and ou tard but lots of people can use avetard logic if they are just straight up stupid.

The avetards bought a fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and only bought a 10 gallon tank and then later decided to buy another fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and tried to fit both of the fish into a 10 gallon tank when they would need a 60 gallon tank. This is an example of the avetard logic that gets used everyday by the avetards.

avetard logic by TurnM3Up November 13, 2019