TurnM3Up's definitions

TardU

Another name for OU; the University of Oklahoma, this university has been developing a reputation for producing idiot ass students known as an OU tard. An avetard also goes to school here and thinks the football team is gonna win the natty every year even though they suck ass.

The avetards go to school at TardU, they'll all end up flunking out.

by TurnM3Up November 18, 2019

the party never ends

For an avetard the party never ends. Once they come back from a house party or literally anything, they immediately pull out the dab rig and go to work on that hoe and end up out like a light. As Rick Ross says, "She fuck a nigga, then she on to the next." It's the same concept, "the avetards party, then it's on to the next," the avetards are just always looking for their next turnup right after their last one

The avetards are on their way home from the party but the party never ends for an avetard because they'll just have an afterparty at The Ave with the whole city of Norman.

by TurnM3Up December 3, 2019

future

What people who go to the University of Oklahoma have to sacrifice in order to attend the college and become an ou tard. Once you attend OU aka TardU, you basically have no future and will be a complete failure in life because everyone shares tard DNA instead of OUDNA.

Norman "Nick" goes to OU but I think he's too stupid to realize that he no longer has a bright future.

by TurnM3Up December 7, 2019

perishable food

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.

Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

avetard morning

The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.

Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

avetard house

The house where all the avetards reside aka The Ave. This is the home of all things avetard related such as the avetard coffee table, avetard sink, avetard bathroom, etc. The number one thing that you'll find here is weed, weed and more weed as all the avetards are complete weed fiends and can't go a day without it. On certain nights, you will also find the entire city of Norman posted here and make you feel like you're at the circus with all the clowns that you'll see around you. I do not recommend spending a lot of time at the house or you might catch "The Tard."

I walked into the avetard house for the first time when I went to go visit the avetards and the first thing I saw besides the dab rig was an infinite amount of trash all over the place and all of the dudes were still asleep and the avetard door was just unlocked.

by TurnM3Up July 3, 2020

fake glasses

An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.

Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019