TurnM3Up's definitions

avetard fridge

The world capital of all the spoiled food in the world. Any time you open the fridge at The Ave, you are guaranteed to find spoiled or rotten food. Many times you will find spoiled milk and even a Braums sundae that has been in there for three months.

I opened the avetard fridge to get some food, but everything smelled horrible and I'm sure that nothing has been thrown out in five months.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

avetard fish

The pet fish that an avetard owns at The Ave Apartments. The avetard will think the fish is badass because it has "shark" in the name but in reality it's just a normal ass carp. This fish will most likely die within a month after coming to The Ave because an avetard can barely take care of himself so there will be no way he can take care of a damn fish. An avetard will also attempt to get this pet fish high by hoping the fish will be able to secondhand from a dab rig.

**UPDATE**: Avetard fish dead

Those damn avetards are trying to get their damn avetard fish high again, that thing is definitely is gonna end up dying in a week.

by TurnM3Up December 30, 2019

wax

Weed product that is needed for the dab rig. An avetard is obsessed with this because he knows he will enable him to hit the rig. Once an avetard obtains wax, the boys will most likely use that shit up within 3 days and will need to get more.

Norman "Nick"'s pothead ass bought $200 worth of fucking wax and locked it up in his room and then he would sell dabs to the rest of the avetards if they wanted to use his wax.

by TurnM3Up May 4, 2020

don't be a bitch

Phrase used by an avetard to get another mentally weak avetard to cave in and do some dumb tard shit. This phrase works so well because all avetards are mentally weak as shit and can't deal with jack shit. An avetard also doesn't want to be known as a bitch even though that's exactly what he is no matter what.

"Dude come take rip off the dab rig"
"Nah not tonight"
"Dude come on, "don't be a bitch""
"Ok fine, just a baby dab"

by TurnM3Up December 3, 2019

TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop

The go to spot in Norman for an avetard nic run. This place helps feed the nic addiction for all the OU tards due to its convenient location near campus. When you walk into the store, you will be greeted by a huge ass fish tank that hasn't been cleaned since the last time OU football won a natty. For some reason the owner of the shop wants to put his hand in that dirty ass fish tank and harass the fish even though he thinks he's petting them. All love to the owner tho because that nigga never IDs and that makes it easy to go in and get whatever you need from the store's wide variety.

I went to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop to cop some nic and when I walked in, I'm pretty sure the owner was trying to fuck his fish but I just minded my business and grabbed what I needed and got the fuck out.

by TurnM3Up November 6, 2020

tard fam horniness

The idea that the horny gene found in tard fam members is insanely potent. At times, that horny gene will just completely take over one of the members and make them do things that you can't even think of. Some of the shit that these niggas be doing when they horny just makes you ask yourself: "how horny do you have to be?" A big part of the high horniness level is due to Norman "Nick" and York being overly obsessed with females and getting instant boners at the thought of pussy. Mike Carlson is also obsessed with females but doesn't expose himself as much as the other two.

*York during prime horny hours*
*sees a tweet from a bitch with HUGE tits: "I need a hug"*
*York responds to tweet: "I can give good hugs :)"*

Okay, York…I see that tard fam horniness kicking in
(btw, I had many examples to choose from, this one just happens to be the most recent one)

by TurnM3Up December 17, 2020

FOMO

Fear of missing out. This is a very common term thrown at one specific avetard, this nigga has the biggest fear of missing out, causing him to literally drive 5 hours at a random point in time just to avoid missing out on something. "Oh shit, what if they do something super lit and I'm not there." And to whoever took this shit down, FUCK YOU

Lol, Norman "Nick" got a case of FOMO and literally made a decision to drive 5 hours at 8 pm.

by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020