TurnM3Up's definitions

woke

How Norman "Nick" and Shea view themselves due to their "extensive" knowledge on drugs. These self proclaimed "drug experts" know all the effects and background of every drug. With their "expertise" on drugs, they constantly try to push the narrative that most of these drugs aren't even bad. The reality of the situation is that they've seen some random fuckass bullshit on reddit or seen some tard pro-drug documentary. Usually Norman "Nick" will start spitting some bullshit on drugs with Shea following him and backing whatever bullshit comes out of Norman "Nick"'s mouth. Neither of these dudes are even close to "woke" but for some reason they keeping wanting to believe that they are on a complete different universe just because they "know so much" about drugs.

Norman "Nick": Yo would y'all ever try cocaine? I would definitely do it if given the opportunity.
Everyone else: Yo wtf, nigga are you stupid?
Norman "Nick": Dude it's not even that bad, it's not that much worse than caffeine.
Shea: Yea, he's actually not wrong, it's just a plant.
Ray Naker: Bruh stfu, y'all are not woke.

by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020

Brokeville Chronicles

The stories of all the crackheads in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. These crackheads do not give a fuck and will do anything they want at any point in time.

The crackhead used the gas pump to pour gas everywhere just because they got mad at the indian clerk inside the gas station, add that story to the Brokeville Chronicles.

by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019

Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah

by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021

hoe into a housewife

Norman "Nick"'s ideology that he can turn a hoe into a housewife. This is a damn near impossible transformation to make considering the type of girls that are found at the University of Okla(HOE)ma. These OU girls are a different type of hoe, due to this, it is highly likely that she will be a hoe even at age 60 because they crave dick more than anything else in the world.

"I can turn a hoe into a housewife, bitch"-Norman "Nick"

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

avetard bathroom

NEVER GO INTO THE BATHROOM ON THE FIRST FLOOR AT THE AVE! This is the bathroom where niggas who can't hang will go throw up and make a huge ass disgusting mess before passing out. Once the bathroom is covered in vomit, an elephant will go in the bathroom and throw neck. This will lead to person receiving neck, also vomiting. Basically, it's normal avetard shit but it's just taking place in the bathroom.

Bruh, they went into the avetard bathroom to fuck, but the bathroom is covered in vomit and smells disgusting.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

sucking dick

What all OU girls absolutely love to do. Those bitches throw neck on any nigga and love the taste of cum. All you have to do to get some is just ask, but I advise you not to do that unless you want an STD.

Bro, last night I saw two OU girls sucking dick on the same dude, holy fuck these bitches are hoes.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

vomit

A common thing that an OU tard will do after a night of drinking. These niggas can't hang for shit and will usually make a huge ass mess in the bathroom in which they throw up.

Dude, I'm fucked up, I'm bout to go vomit in the avetard bathroom.

by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019