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This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.
Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.
by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020
Get the tard fam guaranteemug. South Asian Student Association at OU. This is a group made up of Indian students who think they are promoting Indian culture and making an impact on the community at OU. The reality of the situation is that these niggas ain't really doing shit. This is just a ploy resume enhancer club that the Indians at OU are joining despite not really being about it. You can think of this club as a clown fest since it composed of all OU students which makes each of them an OU tard.
These OU tards always try to flex how they are a part of OU SASA and I always ask them what the club does and these niggas always freeze up because they can't think of a legit thing that the club has actually done.
by TurnM3Up December 14, 2020
Get the OU SASAmug. How Norman "Nick" and Shea view themselves due to their "extensive" knowledge on drugs. These self proclaimed "drug experts" know all the effects and background of every drug. With their "expertise" on drugs, they constantly try to push the narrative that most of these drugs aren't even bad. The reality of the situation is that they've seen some random fuckass bullshit on reddit or seen some tard pro-drug documentary. Usually Norman "Nick" will start spitting some bullshit on drugs with Shea following him and backing whatever bullshit comes out of Norman "Nick"'s mouth. Neither of these dudes are even close to "woke" but for some reason they keeping wanting to believe that they are on a complete different universe just because they "know so much" about drugs.
Norman "Nick": Yo would y'all ever try cocaine? I would definitely do it if given the opportunity.
Everyone else: Yo wtf, nigga are you stupid?
Norman "Nick": Dude it's not even that bad, it's not that much worse than caffeine.
Shea: Yea, he's actually not wrong, it's just a plant.
Ray Naker: Bruh stfu, y'all are not woke.
Everyone else: Yo wtf, nigga are you stupid?
Norman "Nick": Dude it's not even that bad, it's not that much worse than caffeine.
Shea: Yea, he's actually not wrong, it's just a plant.
Ray Naker: Bruh stfu, y'all are not woke.
by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020
Get the wokemug. A common thing that an OU tard will do after a night of drinking. These niggas can't hang for shit and will usually make a huge ass mess in the bathroom in which they throw up.
by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019
Get the vomitmug.