Definitions by TurnM3Up

car keys 

An item that almost got finessed by a fucking elephant at The Ave. Norman "Nick" always out here losing shit and could not find his keys for 8 hours, so everyone else thought the elephant made a move on the nigga's keys, after all, who wouldn't want a 2018 Ford Fusion?

Bruh the fucking mexican bitch stole that avetard's car keys.

car keys by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

stutt 

a nickname for anyone who stutters a lot

aye stutt just stop talking

stutt by TurnM3Up November 20, 2019

thinking 

Something an avetard does after you ask him a basic ass question. You can ask him the most simple shit and he will not respond for like 15 mins and when you ask him again he'll be like "i was thinking" it's pretty obvious that this dude is dumb as shit and useless af.

Aye stutt didn't answer my question about when his birthday is and its been 30 mins....oh he's just thinking.

thinking by TurnM3Up November 20, 2019

Brokeville Chronicles 

The stories of all the crackheads in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. These crackheads do not give a fuck and will do anything they want at any point in time.

The crackhead used the gas pump to pour gas everywhere just because they got mad at the indian clerk inside the gas station, add that story to the Brokeville Chronicles.

Brokeville Chronicles by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019

Bart Tard 

Basically the same thing as avetard and ou tard but these people reside in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. Most of these people are complete crackheads who have absolutely nothing to lose so they will just do dumb tard shit.

Yo, that Bart Tard just passed out on the sidewalk, I think he might be dead, let's call the ambulance.
*30 seconds before ambulance arrives
The Bart Tard literally just casually gets up and walks away.

Bart Tard by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019

TardU

Another name for OU; the University of Oklahoma, this university has been developing a reputation for producing idiot ass students known as an OU tard. An avetard also goes to school here and thinks the football team is gonna win the natty every year even though they suck ass.

The avetards go to school at TardU, they'll all end up flunking out.

TardU by TurnM3Up November 18, 2019

avetard weekend 

For an avetard the weekend consists of Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. This is because an avetard never goes to class during the week and wakes up at 2 pm everyday because they were extremely baked the night before. It's always the weekend for an avetard

An avetard weekend consists of literally everyday of the week, those dudes are so lazy.

avetard weekend by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019