The house where all the avetards reside aka The Ave. This is the home of all things avetard related such as the avetard coffee table, avetard sink, avetard bathroom, etc. The number one thing that you'll find here is weed, weed and more weed as all the avetards are complete weed fiends and can't go a day without it. On certain nights, you will also find the entire city of Norman posted here and make you feel like you're at the circus with all the clowns that you'll see around you. I do not recommend spending a lot of time at the house or you might catch "The Tard."
I walked into the avetard house for the first time when I went to go visit the avetards and the first thing I saw besides the dab rig was an infinite amount of trash all over the place and all of the dudes were still asleep and the avetard door was just unlocked.
by TurnM3Up July 03, 2020
A term used to describe Armando and York. These two are owned by the same master and will serve their master til the end of time. They will literally do anything for master even if he told them to jump off a building. These dudes are in denial about being slaves but even their own master realizes that he has these two on the on tip of his fingers just like puppets. Armando was living with master for about a year so he was on the clock 247 and was ready to serve master at 3 am. York lives another city but loves to come visit master and is always courteous enough to bring master food from his favorite restaurant in York's town. It's very entertaining to watch these two be whipped on a daily basis and still not realize what is going, but lucky for them, Visionary sees everything and understands what's going on.
*Shea, Armando, and Ray Naker are hanging at a function, where master is also present*
*Shea and Armando go outside to their car so Shea can slop off Armando*
*They come back in using a different entrance and run into master*
*Shea talking to Ray*: Master saw Armando and immediately put him to work
Ray Naker: Oh, he got stuck with slave duties😭 😭 😭
*York has had lots of owners in the past but we stick to his experience with his current master/owner*
*York once wanted to play video games with master*
*Master refused to play unless York called him "daddy"*
We are all aware of how York is the biggest slave on the block so you damn well know, he called master, "daddy"
*Shea and Armando go outside to their car so Shea can slop off Armando*
*They come back in using a different entrance and run into master*
*Shea talking to Ray*: Master saw Armando and immediately put him to work
Ray Naker: Oh, he got stuck with slave duties😭 😭 😭
*York has had lots of owners in the past but we stick to his experience with his current master/owner*
*York once wanted to play video games with master*
*Master refused to play unless York called him "daddy"*
We are all aware of how York is the biggest slave on the block so you damn well know, he called master, "daddy"
by TurnM3Up March 25, 2022
The tard ass left turn that a buddy of mine made on his way to get some action. The dude had just picked up the girl from her house and they were on their way to the park to "chill" until the girl said that she got hungry. My buddy knew he had to get her that medium fry because it would lead to the best results. The only problem is that this dude was in such a rush to get his that he made this retard ass left turn into McDonald's and completely cut traffic in process. That tard ass left turn didn't even pay off because he didn't even get no action later on LOL. This mf deadass basically risked his life making a left turn thinking he was gonna really get some and then only got used for free food💀💀💀💀💀
*Ray Naker and Henry following their buddy who thought he was gonna get some*
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf, tard left turn
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf, tard left turn
by TurnM3Up January 01, 2021
The trash can at The Ave is a fucking dumpster fire. It is always overflowing with trash and then the excess just sits on the floor of the avetard kitchen. Since an avetard is such a lazy fuckass, the trash gets taken out of there like once every every three months and there is mold growing inside of the trash can. Everything you can think of from beer cans to dead avetard fish can be found in the avetard trash can.
I went to go throw away my fast food trash into the avetard trash can but it was packed to its max capacity so I just threw the trash on the ground like I saw the avetards do earlier.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
When you hear this phrase, it means drop everything you're doing because we about to start the prank calls and the MF work is about to given out to anyone and everyone. Prank calls are usually the move for capping off the night. We roll out our best two callers, Henry and Shea, and then we also have York but he's just a filler, you don't really want him running the show....then again you never really want a tard fam member running anything. You know it's about to get epic when the niggas on the other end start yelling because at that point they're just asking for it. Once we get into a back and forth, you already know we coming out on top.
Ray Naker: Aye Henry, it's that time of the day, you trying to hand out work?
Henry: Shiii, bet, let me take a dab real quick first
Henry: Shiii, bet, let me take a dab real quick first
by TurnM3Up July 27, 2020
The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.
Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
This sauce is every tard fam member's favorite sauce. It makes sense that it is their favorite because it seems to enhance the tard factor in each of them after being consumed. They do not have access to this sauce daily as it is a foreign substance but when a tard does get access to it, they will go crazy on the sauce. With weed, dabs are extremely potent, tard sauce is similar as it is the most potent influence and will cause many tard-outs. This sauce is peanut sauce.
Henry: Yo, since we're ordering Thai tonight, make sure we ask for a side of tard sauce, I mean peanut sauce, so we can satisfy our local tard fam member.
by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020