TurnM3Up's definitions

avetard minihoop

The minihoop hanging off the closet door in the avetard living room. This minihoop is used for playing P.I.G. and for jacking around. Dumbasses like Norman "Nick" dunk on it and pull down the rim all the way and fuck up the closet door. Just like his bedroom door, the closet door also have damages that will need to be paid for at the end of the year.

Norman "Nick" dunked on the avetard minihoop and put a crack in the door behind it because his dumbass tried to dunk too hard because he was baked.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

sucking dick

What all OU girls absolutely love to do. Those bitches throw neck on any nigga and love the taste of cum. All you have to do to get some is just ask, but I advise you not to do that unless you want an STD.

Bro, last night I saw two OU girls sucking dick on the same dude, holy fuck these bitches are hoes.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Brokeville Chronicles

The stories of all the crackheads in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. These crackheads do not give a fuck and will do anything they want at any point in time.

The crackhead used the gas pump to pour gas everywhere just because they got mad at the indian clerk inside the gas station, add that story to the Brokeville Chronicles.

by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019

Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah

by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021

dab rig

the preferred device that an avetard uses to get high, take a few hits of this and you will be out like a light and will also result in munchies in which case you might end up eating 3 week old rotten beans. The dab rig will usually be provided by froomie

Froomie gave me his dab rig and I took 5 hits and I got an insane case of the munchies

by TurnM3Up November 8, 2019

get my jevs

The simple definition is that it means to get your reward. In most cases it's used while interacting with a female, so you are implying that you just want to get a quick nut in with her.

Hey baby girl, I'm just trying to get my jevs real quick.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

avetard oven

This is the most used appliance in the avetard kitchen. It is mainly used to bake pizza but these avetards have no idea how to use a fucking oven. Most of the time they end up burning whatever the hell is in the oven and smoke up the whole apartment similar to when they use the dab rig.

Shit, I think I left the pizza in the avetard oven way too long, it's all smokey in the avetard kitchen and smells burnt.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019