Heroinsmith

The very first video game which teaches you how to shoot up with real needles. Heroinsmith is a lot like it's predecessor, Heroin Hero, but it uses real needles and real heroin instead of simulated heroin. Heroinsmith is usually played before playing Rocksmith to help you relax before playing.
I fucked up my Rocksmith career by playing too much Heroinsmith.
by TurkTurkleton January 06, 2012
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sex, drugs, and rock & roll

If you looked up sex, drugs, and rock & roll in the dictionary you'd see a picture of Motley Crue. In the 80s and 90s all four members of Motley Crue got more ass than a toilet seat and did enough drugs to kill a wild Keith Richards (and almost Nikki Sixx in 87).
by TurkTurkleton August 19, 2011
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Alcohol

The cause and solution to all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson: To Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
by TurkTurkleton August 17, 2011
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Bill Pullman

Ex.1:Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.
We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!" Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!- President Bill Pullman

Ex.2: Not only did Bill Pullman lead our country and the world through the alien invasion of 1996, but he also flew an FA-18 in the aerial strike against the alien ship positioned near Area 51.

Ex.3: Guy: Why couldn't Obama or Bush be total badasses like Bill Pullman?
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QWOP

A game that seems insanely hard, however it can be won with relative ease by pressing O and W at the beginning so that your runner looks like he's doing the splits, after that press Q and W alternating to move the runner forward; the way he runs will look stupid if you use this strategy and progress will be slow, but it is relatively easy to finish if you use this strategy (however, the hurdle at 50 m can be a little tricky and may take some trial and error to get past).
Guy 1: I just beat QWOP bitches!!!

Guy 2: You must be GOD!

Guy 1: Actually, it only took me a few tries, it's actually not that hard. All you have to do is get QWOP to do the splits and alternate between Q and W, although the hurdle at 50 metres can be a bit tricky.
by TurkTurkleton August 27, 2011
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Swagophile

Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.
Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?

Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?

Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!
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Donkey-brained

A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.
Dennis eating cereal while driving was completely Donkey-brained.
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