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Noun. (Perjorative) A sexually promiscuous woman who has multiple sequential partners, typically in a single night, which leaves her vagina full of semen.
"'Didn't that sperm bucket's mama ever teach her about a douche bag?' Gerald asked himself. 'She probably got one for Xmas from her Auntie Hoe and clutches it to her tits on a cold night as a hotwater bottle.'"
-- Jay McInerney, "The Shrike" (short-story, 1983)
-- Jay McInerney, "The Shrike" (short-story, 1983)
by Tummy Augratin August 14, 2006
Get the sperm bucket mug.1. A sanitary napkin.
2. A tampon.
So-called as before the advent of sanitary napkins in the 20th Century, women typically used rags to control the flow of menstrual blood during their periods.
2. A tampon.
So-called as before the advent of sanitary napkins in the 20th Century, women typically used rags to control the flow of menstrual blood during their periods.
Can you believe it? I told Brenda I was going out for a six-pack and she has me pick up a box of cunt rags!
by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006
Get the cunt rag mug.To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.
Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!
by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006
Get the beat the bishop mug.A U.S. Army medic or hospital personnel assigned to inspect soldierss' genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases, a process otherwise known as a short arm inspection.
After the actor Robert Mitchum was drafted into the Army in 1945, he spent his year in the service as a pecker checker at a Tarzana induction center.
by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006
Get the pecker checker mug.A person, primarily a physician and more specifically
a gynecologist or other professional such as a
midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women, who
induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a
pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely
followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an
abortionist.
a gynecologist or other professional such as a
midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women, who
induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a
pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely
followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an
abortionist.
"Where's Brenda?"
"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said
breezily.
Midge grunted. "Poor kid."
"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said
breezily.
Midge grunted. "Poor kid."
by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006
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