Infatuation and lust at the same time
Dude 1: Oh, Beyoncé, take me away!
Dude 2: This right here is called influstuation.
A novel by Emile Brontë about romance, family, suffering, and gothic themes
14-year-old Me: I just read Wuthering Heights.
The World: Not to rude but nobody gives a shit.
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Used to refer to an autism mom who is sheepishly obsessed with curing autism
My mom made a donation to Autism $peaks. What a curebie.
She had a little lamb but a big, fat, juicy personality. I’d sleep with her to conserve body heat in the ill-maintained shed.
Man 1: This is my daughter, Mary. She’s a furry.
Man 2: You castrated the lamb, right?
Man 1: ...
1. Singular female direct object pronoun in English
2. The girl that causes a tidal wave in your stomach every time you look her in the eyes
Jason: It’s her.
Jamal: Who?
Jason: (points and whispers, tears in his eyes) The girl in the glasses.
Jamal: Really? Her? That naughty librarian lookin’ ass dyke—
Jason: The beautiful, perfect princess—
Jamal: Jason, wake the fuck up from this romantic stupor.
Jason: If only I could be with her...
1. (Gibberish dialect) Roughly translates to “I have a loyal fanbase”
2. (Exclamatory phrase) Fuck Trump
Origin: On May 31st, 2017 at 12:06 am EDT, President of the United States Donald Trump tweeted “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”
Dude 1: Trump was being racist.
Dude 2: Trump is being racist every second of his existence.
Dude 1: Still, covfefe.
Dude 2: Wait what?
Dude 1: Fuck Trump
Dude 2: Oh yeah.
1. Opposition to the movement opposing the Anglican Church in England in the late 1800s.
2. The only long word that I know how to spell.
Dude 1: Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Dude 2: Do you even know what that means?
Dude 1: That is a pronoun used to refer to singular nouns.
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