Occam’s Razor

1. A philosophical shortcut where the simplest possible explanation is the most likely

2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun

Dude 1: Do you think she’s part of the Russian mafia and is trying to lure me in with her unbearably cute face and angelic voice?
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

WAR

(Texting Acronym) Stands for Which/Who is Absolutely Reprehensible, often used to describe war

Donald Trump is a person WAR, given the fact that he supports war, WAR.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Mathematics

It underpins physics which underpins chemistry which underpins neuroscience which underpins the incurable romantic attraction I feel for Beyonce.

“Mathematics is the poetry of logic.”
- Albert Einstein

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Memusic

(Emerging Cultural Phenomenon) A musical genre incorporating elements of ragtime, romantic-era piano music, and meme culture created by Charles Cornell, a YouTuber, music tutor, and musician

Dude 1: I wish they had a memusic section on Spotify.
Dude 2: Oh, it must be sooo hard having Spotify premium.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Latinx

A gender neutral and non-binary inclusive version of “Latino.” Derived from Chicanx.

Latinx people typically don’t appreciate Donald Trump’s domestic policy on immigration.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Ass

Noun: (slang) The posterior of a human body, often called the butt or booty. This would be my favorite part of the body if it weren’t for the brain.

Dude 1: For real dawg, dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: Sexist.
Dude 1: What’s sexist about noticing an ass?
Dude 2: You’re objectifying women right now.
Dude 1: No, I am simply observing how dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: In verbalizing that observation, you are normalizing rape culture and objectifying women.
Dude 1: Whatever you say bro, I’m still shook from dat ass.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Two plus two is four minus one that’s three

A highly metaphorical phrase by the poet and historian Michael Dapaah in the song “Man’s Not Hot” which speaks out against anti-intellectualism, deems math to be a discovery and not creation of humans, and communicates that human opinions themselves are means of self-preservation and coping with pain. But, as Michael Dapaah notes, “metaphorical truths exist to facilitate moral living, not comfortable living. A mathematical fact is a literal truth, and if 2+2=5 ever becomes a metaphorical truth in a society—remember cultural relativism—knowledge becomes not only a means of power but a vessel of revolution.”

Dude 1:...
Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...

by True_Lust July 24, 2019