Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal is by far a better form of music than anything going today. Although some of today's "nu metal" bands have a bit of talent, none compare to metal gods of years past such as Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Slayer, Pantera, Metallica (as in pre 1990's Selloutica), and even Alice in Chains on Facelift. This was angry music with a purpose, not just angry for the sake of selling records.
If you want an example of good heavy metal music, listen to some Iron Maiden or Motorhead, fuck this Korn and Slipknot crybaby shit.
by Troy August 27, 2003
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kansas city shower

a girl lies on a bed, tied up and blind-folded. the dude tells her he is going to pour warm water on her naked body and instead he pisses all over her.
that stupid bitch, she fell for the ol' kansas city shower and now she smells like piss
by troy October 30, 2003
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Red Cum Dragon

When getting a blowjob you push the girls head down so hard when you cum that both blood and cum shoot out her nose.... creating a red cum dragon
She was pretty pissed when I gave her a Red Cum Dragon
by Troy April 24, 2003
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Catching Turtles

Slang for Smoking weed.

Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.
They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.
by Troy September 25, 2004
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Wereouttaber

"were out of ber(drinks)....
Troy- Ber?
(Brian and jack put their fingers in the air)
Troy (returning from garage run)-"wereouttaber!!!!!"
(I think brian thought this one up)
by Troy May 01, 2004
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brouhaha

chaos. often used to exlaim suppuriority. Used by uber nerds amd wana be posers.
The French word for Chaos.
This word was orriganly used by Ethan C
Ethan: ALl your books are belong to us!
troy: No!
Ethan: Brouhaha
by Troy February 09, 2005
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human

Organisms who will be responcible for global destruction.
by Troy December 06, 2003
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